The time of salvation is at hand

This is sicc as fucc

I dont have a less crass way of putting it

"WERE YOU SAVED?"
"...uhm... I guess...?"
"WELL THEN, I MAY FINALLY REST IN PIECE..."
"Wait, what? Were you expecting something? Or someone?"
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"Hello?"
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"Uhm... Well, mister... You aren't replying to me... and– I gotta go. So... yeah. Bye..."
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