You can now get paid 5,000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough
They say you should never do something for free if you’re good enough at it to get paid, and apparently that applies to making stool too.
I'd go there just to see if I burth medicinal quality mud dragons.
Edit: Not a spelling error. Burth=Butthole Birth
The spice, the spice melange.
The picture of their special donation toilet with its dramatic lighting is one of the best things I've seen all day.
That loo looks amazing. I'd poop there for free. I doubt my poop would be good enough to get paid for anyway.
If perfect poop is ¥5000, how about ¥2500 for subpar poop? I can donate regularly.
They want quality, not quantity.
I got a high quality product here. Where do I sign up?
There's a similar program in the states. https://goodnatureprogram.com/how-it-works/#%3A%7E%3Atext=Yep%2C+Seriously.%2Cvary+by+donation+center+location.
Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.
