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1mo ago

Goals

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innermeerkat @jlai.lu

1mo ago

Goals

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features promoted to investors vs what ends up in the product
- That's consulting 101 baby
  
  shout out to the hired guns
Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet
- Who said their own? They're still paying it off in installments
- Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet
  
  Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.
But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!
- Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.
  
  Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere
Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?
some maths teacher, probably
- If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now
- Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson
- doll hairs
that's an interesting keyboard key map
- just normal Arabic?
  
  Do they normally include Latin characters like this?
The carpet really put the room together.
- Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
Holy cow I almost puked.
- Onto the cow?
  
  On the carpet
😭
Better than me!
I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀
- Buy a carp
- Why don't all adults have capes. I mean we're adults and its only like 100 bucks. It's there.

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