Primus - De Anza Jig

Oh I can still remember
\ Jenny Hernando
\ She was my little lovely one
\ When I was seventeen
\ I remember the day that she
\ Gave me her virginity
\ And then she gave it to everyone
\ In our vicinity

Oh I can still remember
\ Julie Tolentino
\ The dancing Filipino
\ We used to run around
\ Her and Flouncin' Freddy
\ Were going hot and steady
\ Now she runs a dyke bar
\ The biggest one in town

I can still remember my
\ Old friend Todd Squellati
\ I watching him snort a
\ Milkshake right up his nose
\ He slurped it up the left side
\ Blew it out the right side
\ How he ever kept it down
\ I will never know

Of course I still remember
\ Ol' Flouncin' Freddy
\ We were pumping gas
\ Down at El Sobrante Shell
\ His Mustang was his pride 'n' joy
\ He liked to dance the cowboy
\ He'd hang out at Jack In the Box
\ But eat at Taco Bell