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Cyanide and Happiness @lemm.ee

MrSebSin @sh.itjust.works

12 mo. ago • 99%

20 November 2023

22 comments

Don’t give them ideas.

Henry Stickmin, I hereby sentence you to death. You are to raise the money for the required medical procedure by slave work for the next 75 years.

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- I mean, they can't really force you to work in that case. Why wouldn't you just refuse to work? Or just hunger strike?
  
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  torture?
  
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  They can force you to work.
  
  Slavery is still legal in the US as a punishment under the 14 amendment
  
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- Henry Stickmin, I hereby sentence you to death.
  
  Death by teleporter?
  
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- Sounds like job security!
  
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  I get to work, for free?!
  
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- Just immediately buy a PS5 with death money.
  
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Possibly dark question.

So if you kill yourself, your family has to pay for your funeral.

But if the city/state/country kills you, free burial?

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- If your body goes unclaimed then it's up to whatever local entity to dispose of it. Most places cremate.
  
  If you want to watch a dark documentary about how dead people without a next of kin are handled. => https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0342180/
  
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  Not for research? Like testing for car crashes?
  
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There's also free sex.

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