Ooh, I've had a terrible idea, let's make an actual programming language with html-like syntax, that sounds fun and not at all horrifying
22LISP with tags instead of open and close parens.
6XSLT would like to have a word with you. "Arrays" start at 1.
5XML syntax, there's at least ant scripts. They're ... pretty obnoxious to deal with.
2html + xml + this language = fully tag based stack
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Funny meme, but I don't think we should gatekeep. HTML is the path to HTML5 and thus JavaScript.
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2No. But we do get to hate Java.
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Gods... This happens to me when I say I program in R.
12If you’re hired as a developer and the only tasks you’re getting assigned are HTML, are you a developer?
I think rather than the tools and languages you use, titles should be determined by the kinds of memes you consume.
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coding != programming
9xcuse Shakespeare
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Does Scratch count?
6I personally think it does It's very good at teaching you the fundamentals
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Nah, he fine. Now if he'd have said VBA, then it would be justified.
5Unrelated: anyone knows what this template is called? I can never seem to find it or describe it intelligently enough to search engines.
4Captain America Elevator meme.
5Thanks!
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civil war elevator?
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AND! A little CSS.
4I feel attacked
4It's like when customers at West Marine dress up in outfits and call each other 'Captain.'
2I think op hasn't heard of web components. Technically it requires js, but still it will replace react and angular and vue soon me thinks.
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