Please remember to change your religion daily and wash it regularly.
Also, if you're not religious, you're not allowed to sit on my couch.
I was shopping for clothes at a indie clothing place, and they asked if I was wearing underwear when I requested the key for the changing room. I said of course, and asked why. They said they'd had a number of patrons who apparently destroyed merchandise by not wearing underwear or cleaning their ass.
Please remember to change your religion daily and wash it regularly.
Also, if you're not religious, you're not allowed to sit on my couch.
I was shopping for clothes at a indie clothing place, and they asked if I was wearing underwear when I requested the key for the changing room. I said of course, and asked why. They said they'd had a number of patrons who apparently destroyed merchandise by not wearing underwear or cleaning their ass.
Seared into my memory, lol.