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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world

1d ago

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Can we get this during winter too?
- Why stop there? I'd prefer a weekly occurence. We could call it CEO Sacrifice Sunday
  
  We only should sacrifice the best of the best.

Should add the Bayesian, too.
- Maybe an honorable mention for the bee too.
  
  Coiling up in a Tesla
  https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68622898
  
  Happy cake day, Bones!
- Also whoever did this.
  
  Wonder who they pissed off. Gotta love the article focusing on “philanthropy” while stepping quickly past company failings that would result in lost jobs, but that the billionaires would be “unbothered” by it.

Why is Luigi there? He didn't do anything.
- Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing!
- I wouldn't have been able to murder Thomas Edison with a Roman cavalry charge if Luigi hadn't fixed those UI bugs
- Yup we were hanging out the whole time
- with a smile like that? it would be a waste not to include him
  
  Those are some innocent titties if I've ever seen em
- Because nobody cares about the CEO
  
  The CEO that someone other than Luigi killed?
- It's their means of exclusion. I think you should interpret the picture as "showing up on the Jumbotron"

Kindly remind that CEOs are just scapegoats and replaceable. They answer to the private equity and institutional shareholders. Which is largely behind the scenes as designed.
- And once everyone is too afraid to become a CEO, that should make things a bit harder for the dark hand.
  
  Well, I doubt it will work. We already see what’s going to happen after UnitedHealth. The investors are suing the company for not meeting the profit targets after the killing. Plus, there are always opportunists who would be willing to take that risk and get a couple million dollars.

I mean, everybody dies…

Those are rookie numbers. We gotta pump those up.

Too slow

I don't get the orcas, did they kill a CEO?
- There was a yacht they attacked. Dno if there were injuries.
  
  They were orca hooligans.
  Most of the 15 were male juveniles and teens, the "most curious and exploratory" of an orca population, suggesting that what started as playful head-bumping on boat rudders has escalated as the animals have grown larger. The team notes that this rudder-bumping behavior was observed around 2017, but the interactions didn't result in any boat damage. Now that the orcas are larger, their game has become a lot more powerful.
  And no orca over the age of 25 – when males are fully grown – has been seen participating in the tomfoolery. Scientists suspect younger orcas have seen older siblings playing with their rudder 'toys' and then copied. (Some females have been spotted, but they're most likely there just to babysit the kids.)
  https://newatlas.com/biology/orcas-killer-whales-boats/
- John McAfee had that post about how fucking whales isn't bestiality so maybe it's him?

Isn't the top left still alive?
- Dead to his wife...
- what's the story about the left top couple ?
  
  A CEO and his HR person got busted having an affair at a Coldplay concert as they got caught on the kiss cam.
- Killing a career or two counts I guess.
  
  Will this kill the career? Or even the marriage? I imagine this sort of thing is common in those social circles. Everyone doesn't value monogamy and/or love.

Who's the upper left?
- CEO of Astronomer or some company like that. Apparently the lady is his head of HR. They got busted cheating at a Coldplay concert. The video is pretty funny because they could not have made it more obvious that they were doing something bad.

December is in the summer now?
- In Australia
- It is for half the world.
  
  I was gonna say this, but the top left guy just happened- these two were 6 months apart, and in the same hemisphere lol
  
  Americans in America are in America

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