As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.
As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.
That soda isn't nearly big enough.
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I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!
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Them in China can only do a 180 Wivel.
Fuck yeah! Murica!
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My culture is not your costume.
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Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?
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what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe
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Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.
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and there should be a roll of toilet paper on the floor or nearby
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That looks like an undershirt. Or as I refer to it, "what I wear in the summer almost every single second I'm at home"...
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the ‘I’m too lazy to take the rest of my work close off’ look
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For free??
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It's your lucky day.
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🦶😋
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As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what's realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism
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No gun holster, and no flags... 0/10 would not american
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Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.
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Crocs. Dirty crocs.
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360° WIVEL
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Those fucking casters can't hold 700 pounds gliding around on them.
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Any spec on AliExpress (or Temu) is usually 5-10x reality, so have mercy on those casters, they're barely surviving.
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Hey, where'd they get a picture of me?!
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At this point, they have pictures of all of us
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I am sitting with worse posture than this.
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I'm all for it, as long as we can keep buying cheap crap we don't need! Same reason I don't mind all the Chinese lead in everything!
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that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that's albertan at best
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As an American, good luck trying to offend me about how loathsome the US and it's people largely are.
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wrong that should be a milkshake
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Well they nailed the shrinkflation aspect. I can confirm that large milkshakes here are like 1/5th the size they used to be. That milkshake be small.
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Double bearings! Sold!
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But it has 360 degree wivel!
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And rightly so, americans are twice the size at least.
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In the US, the average weight for men is around 199 pounds (90 kg), and for women, it's around 171 pounds (77 kg). In India, the average weight for men is around 145 pounds (65 kg), and for women, it's around 121 pounds (55 kg). That being said Americans are on average 2.5cm taller. Average BMI is 26.5 in the US and 23 in India.
So twice the size? Not really. This picture is amusing though.
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Chris O'Neill is doing AliExpress modeling now?
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Where Is The Lie?
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So because the guy has a burger and is fat, you think they represent an American?
I think this is more you trying to offend yourself.
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Scalding hot take bud
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A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?
That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.
I expected way more acne
on his face?
Lol, that cup is legitimately so small...
All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously
that cup seems pretty regular sized to me, as aussie…?
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!
I'll sit at a drive thru
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter
Everything is mega meal, super sized
"Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large
Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"
"There's room in the bag. Take it!"
"Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents!"
George Carlin said it best.
All joking aside, I think the vegetables on an In-N-Out burger ruin it
PSA, get chopped chilis on your burger next time if you like spicy food. It's a game changer. Whole grilled onion is also king shit.
I think that's a pretty generous 200 lbs.