Disgraced former Congressman George Santos to begin serving his 7-year fraud sentence

“I’m not trying to be overdramatic here. I’m just being honest with you. I look at this as practically a death sentence,” Santos told Tucker Carlson during an interview. “I’m not built for this.”

On social media, his recent musings have sometimes taken a dark turn.

“I’m heading to prison, folks and I need you to hear this loud and clear: I’m not suicidal. I’m not depressed. I have no intentions of harming myself, and I will not willingly engage in any sexual activity while I’m in there,” he said on X. “If anything comes out suggesting otherwise, consider it a lie … full stop.”

Oh buddy. The other prisoners are not going to kill you and from this statement you're going to be very popular. You'll be fine. Soups and herring for days.