Book club (Twonks)

Bonus: their leadership, regardless of location or chapter, are really into children. 🤢🖕🏼

"I'm glad you like a book. I really am. At this point, I'm glad anybody's reading anything." - Patton Oswalt

But, none of them read it.

They let the guy up on the dais tell them what is in it.

This book club is more like a book cult.
A cult in which they're not even interested in reading the book, god forbid they should sprain the lump of white fat between their ears; instead they bang everyone on the head with their impenetrable goddamned book, constantly inciting moral panic, we tell you what and how to think and give us your MONEY, we are closer to god than you and god needs MONEY!!!