Fiber

One of the rare green texts that could very well be true

While perhaps not fake: still gay because with fiber poops he's preparing to receive anal!

Had anon tried drinking water with their fiber?

The lore doesn't mention it.

This one always makes me laugh.

I miss these old green texts

I'm sitting in my office at work, this shit had me giggling like an idiot

This is one of the best poop writeups of all time
I first read that as "shitting in my office" and I was like hell yeah brother
- After I posted it I reread it just to verify I didn't mistype. But if I had, you can bet id just leave it that way

Now that is a true shitpost!!!

Silly anon. All that compressed fiber intake and /fit/ neglected to tell him he needed to drink ~6 l/h of water to maintain proper hydration.

You remind me of my kid. Every time I say something they recognize as untrue they call me "Silly Daddy."
Today they went to an event where they assured me they'd be swimming (a claim their mother disputed). When they got back, I asked whether they had enjoyed swimming.
"We didn't swim, we just put our feet in the river. There was no pool. Silly Daddy!"
- Wait till they find out about your silly tiles!

Oh so the "don't poop for three days" guy from two years back just needed a few fiber bars and strong conviction

Why is it good to not shit for 3 days?
- The original post seems to be gone, but you can read about it in this cross post: https://lemmy.world/post/455290
- It isn't?
- They never told us so we'll never know

I was looking at fiber supplements on Costco's web site, and there was one where the guy had more or less the experience above, but after just one. He said he wouldn't touch them again after that.

I can't help but think that if this is what happens after taking just one, you really, really needed to have a fiber supplement.

my dad complains about horrible bowel movements every time he goes for fibre toast rather than plain white, i truly do not fathom how some people are alive
Fiber is not magical? I am pretty sure you need to snort a bottle to have that effect

Fake: wiping his ass

Gay: wiping his ass

Fake: He had Dwanye "The Rock" Johnson in his ass
Gay: He had Dwanye "The Rock" Johnson in his ass

Classic. My favorite line is the guts screaming in German.

I like those greentext :)

A classic. Will one day be studied in university classes.

This sounds amazing.

Fuckin love this one

i've been shitted off about the recent posts on here that werent shitposts this shitpost is truly the shit