Still better than Troi-Cake
15With mint frosting
15Cellular peptides, yum.
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You know, if I was going to replicate meat, I'd replicate it pre-sliced.
8With the deli slime on it too?
0If that's what you're into.
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Coincidentally, that was my nickname for my ex-wife.
6I literally just quoted this lol
6Is that Tony Todd? I feel like that's Tony Todd
6Maybe it's not replicated meat, but instead they keep a selection of turkeys and other live animals in transporter stasis until needed.
6The Enterprise-A gets a fully-staffed kitchen, but the Enterprise-D doesn't.
Looks like they used to cook turkey the old fashioned way on the Enterprise for their Thanksgiving with Chancellor Gorkon, but oh no, real baked turkey is just too hard for the 24th century and their replicators.
7Given their whisk has only 1 wire, that's no surprise.
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O'Brien's real job.
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Don't worry Kern! In a few years, you won't be bothered by this or anything ever again!
5My turkey actually came out good this year. I only cooked for myself and my wife though.
4Imagine thinking space commies would celebrate Genocide Day.
4They definitely celebrate First Contact though. In my headcannon they just shifted the day but kept the name. Thanksgiving is way better than First Contact Day.
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Setting birds on fire and beating potatoes into pulp, just as our forefathers intended
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