Anon is dehydrated
Anon is dehydrated
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The colon is literally designed to reabsorb water left in the stool from digestive processes so he legit probably just drank it
Enemas usually include things like glycerin that stop this and force the bowels to evacuate
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I'm curious if this could lead to water poisoning, but I'm unsure what search prompt to use nor unwilling to commit that to my search history.
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Water intoxication
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Interesting, I didn't know I could drink water anally. I kinda want to for fetish reasons now
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This is actually a survival technique if you have water than may not be quite potable to drink, you can essentially drink through your ass and not get sick
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It should be the opposite. Saliva enzymes, stomach acid, and bile takes care of most pathogens, whereas anal lining is basically a direct route to your bloodstream.
This is why anal is considered the riskiest option for sex or drugs.
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Ass chugging for health sounds sus but I don't know enough about butt hydration to dispute it
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I only know that from Bear Grylls and I think that guy is just a fetishist pretending to be a survivalist.
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Bear Gryls did this didn't he ?
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We're not even in the douche bag dystopia's final form
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Anon WAS dehydrated.
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We can also breathe through our butts. Nothing new here. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/sep/12/ig-nobel-prize-goes-to-team-who-found-mammals-can-breathe-through-anuses
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Me 5 minutes ago: Oh god. No, I should not click that link. I'm definitely going to regret clicking that link if I do. I for sure am not going to... dammit I clicked the link.
Me now: Ok, that's pretty smart, actually.
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The glutes are poorly optimized even for atmospheric propulsion but the frontiers of knowledge must be advanced.
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If the Human Body would crumble from childish injuries like this we wouldn't have been destined to rule over Mother Earth
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We are not.
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We are not.
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This is what Brent Kavanaugh meant in his high school yearbook when he said "Have you boofed yet?"
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Does this actually get absorbed like as if you drank it from your mouth?
And what if the water isn't clean, does it get filtered this way? Since excrement isn't clean either, there must be protection against dirt in there?
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- essentially. You can absorb water through the esophagus, intravenously, subcutaneously, or via the rectal route
- nope. The bacteria and viruses will remain in your bowel, avoiding the acidic stomach acids that would normally kill them. This is a great way to get an infection
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So it's actually safer to drink the dirty water
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What if I eat lots of fiber and push out some gargantuan logs? Does that flush out any germs?
What about seawater?
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A normal day on 4Chan
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The dude was parched.
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2 hours later, anon vomits up poopy water.
why did you comment this
Cause South park taught us that's how it works.
You made a conscious choice to post this comment.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
You think that ruined your day? I had LASIK - I paid to read that more clearly.
after that, anon's insides will be cleaner than the outside (4channers don't shower)