Don't roll that dice unless you can pay that price

But think about the new shipping routes available once all the ice melts!

Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl

Burning fossil fuels and polluting is viewed as masculine, whereas caring about the environment is feminine, in a phenomenon sociologists have coined as Petro-masculinity. Think of those men who roll coal in their lifted trucks towards cyclists in lycra, who they view as "gay".

Petro-masculinity: Fossil Fuels and Authoritarian Desire - Cara Daggett, 2018 - https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0305829818775817

Yep! Just need to add the appropriate plugins. This is also an easy way to access trackers whose websites have been taken down

Unofficial search plugins · qbittorrent/search-plugins Wiki - https://github.com/qbittorrent/search-plugins/wiki/Unofficial-search-plugins

Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying

"Losing it" implies they ever had it

Sauce so I can feel sad?

Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim

An Israeli Real Estate firm has already produced ads for Gaza beachfront property as a "joke".

'Cashing in on Genocide': Israeli Firm Pitches Beachfront Real Estate in Leveled Gaza | Common Dreams - https://www.commondreams.org/news/israel-settlements-gaza

Israeli estate agent defends ads offering beachfront villas in Gaza - https://inews.co.uk/news/world/israeli-estate-agent-ads-beachfront-homes-gaza-2819070

They forgot to list the Jackson, which is a coffee that starts out Black but turns White

Lmao they've changed the wording to "dangerous" territory

https://www.economist.com/europe/2024/09/01/the-hard-right-takes-germany-into-dangerous-territory

Really not that ridiculous compared to the outfits of the 1600s

Solid TP rolls are quite common in Asia. Not sure if this is still true, but a lot of public toilets don't provide toilet paper for fear of people stealing them. You have to bring your own TP, at which point including the cardboard insert takes up too much space to carry around.

Less alliteration tho

Ikr. Had sex with one and couldn't stop eating his nuts

So Mickey is actually spreading his cheeks for missionary instead of doggy

They were picked up in the West as well, but not as well known probably because they weren't viewed as fashionable. They're called Pattens FYI

Patten (shoe) - Wikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patten_(shoe)

I've heard of some journals promising to pay their reviewers Amazon gift cards which they never end up sending out

So exciting to see Twitter expanding into e-commerce!