Chad NATO

As a great man once said: "What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!..."

P.S.

We still haven't forgotten 9/11.

Weird how 9/11 happened on the 11th of September, the date lines up so perfectly, really makes you think 🤔
The sad part about being an ironic moron in shitposter places is that you inevitably attract unironic morons who ruin the whole vibe :(
- I didn't interpret them as being unironic. It seems fairly clear they're playing along with the shit post.
  Edit: talking about the person you replied to specifically
- You don't deserve to get a vibe, you're a denialist cunt
The one from 1973 right?
Ah that's why we bombed Iran, got it
Is that why you guys still kill arabs?

If a Serbian nationalist hadn't shot the damn archduke of Austria then Hideki Tojo wouldn't've sank the majority of the US pacific fleet decades later.

If he hadn't been hangry for a sandwich...
I first read it as "archdude" and i hereby start a petition to normalize this word
- The archdude archabides
Are you sure you want to credit us with all that? First the invisible bombers...
- Butterfly affect. You literally just made it rain here. Do you have no decency? How dare you!?!

Honestly, this doesn’t even make enough sense to be a shitpost

I think, in this case, that’s what makes it a shitpost.
OOP asks a valid question, though. I don’t remember what Serbia did, either.
- The actual answer is ethnic cleansing in Bosnia and Kosovo, the former of which was the first post-WWII genocide legally recognised by the ICJ
- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Srebrenica_massacre

Ah yes, I see the history understander has logged on again...

Mayonese-Jar is a real one <3

I guess it's a shitpost because Hawaii is not technically covered by NATO...

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hawaii-not-in-nato/

True, it's the only member of the NPTO instead

...what...?

?? TF are you smoking?
Edit: Oh, day old account. They're smoking .ml ban evasion juice in my wholesome shitposting community, what a clown XD
- You're one of those genocide voters aren't ya
- what's wholesome about a military alliance, retard? It's people who are paid to kill people, it's the opposite of wholesome, it's a bunch of assholes in offices bribing politicians to spread more wars and sell more bombs? Fuck you.

hehe NATO, the alliance for "peace"

Are you aware of the actual reason that NATO bombed Yugoslavia?
Oh, .ml, that explains it.
- tankie detected. opinion rejected. *
- Oh, .ml, that explains it.
  Mayb imma jus lil fresh around here but what does that have to do with anythin?
Okay, can you think of a reason Russia "only" attacked* Georgia and Ukraine in the recent past and not say Estonia, Latvia or Lithuania?
As a small nation you have two options:
Build alliances and search senior partners
Die
attacked as in boots on the ground. They engaging in cyber attacks and other forms of physical and online sabotage in many European countries
- NATO is the only reason Russia is its own country in the first place
No, they are an alliance for defense. Nothing peaceful about it, they will fuck you up with military force if you mess with any one of their member states.
- No, they are an alliance for defense. Nothing peaceful about it, they will fuck you up with military force if you mess with any one of the US's economic interests.
  There, FTFY
north atlantic trade org
where peace
- Trade Org
  Proppah shitepost
"The US foreign policy enforcement gang"
- NATO doesn't really do much other than scare Russia and China. There were a couple of debatable interventions in Europe, and the US did demand everyone join them in Afghanistan, but not Iraq, for example. NATO doesn't just automatically go where America goes. They have actual rules that have to be cited, like Article 5.
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