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fossilesque @mander.xyz

2mo ago

beaver girls rise

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We owe it all to fungus girls
- Those are the girls you put a ring on.
  
  Every breath I take reminds me of them
- Do you mean fungals?
- You think there are multiple fungirls, but is really just one very large fungirl and the fungirls you see are just their reproductive organs.
You do realize that to maintain the natural balance there need to be billions of bacteriagirls for every beaver girl
- 'Cause we are living in a microscopic world
  And I am a bacterial girl
  
  I hate that I heard that in my head to barbie girl...
- Gendering bacteria is a bit difficult though.
  
  Slimegirls beg to differ.
don't let your cat girls outside, they tear up the local ecosystem
- Nyan?
- Maybe if the ecosystem didn't want to be torn up it shouldn't have been so tear-upable :3
Is this an euphemism for lesbians?
- When I was playing Elden Ring I said the same thing about "finger maiden"
  
  Try fingers, but hole
  
  Finger maiden? I hardly know her maiden!
- No, just those that go au naturale
Crab girl (tastes like crab, looks like girl) and lizard woman (one of our reptilian overlords), here to take over the world.
- Now that's a superheroine duo I'd want to read/watch
- I'm absolutely rolling at, "Tastes like crab, looks like girl."
well, I'm doing my part by feeding the roving hoarde of feral catgirls that show up every couple of nights.
oddly, they ... don't seem to really go for normal cat food.
I've found that a crushed up mix of ramen packets and pocky works well, mix it with either tuna or chicken.
Also, they scream at me now if I just give them water... I gave them some boba tea once, and now it seems to be a requirement, they'll start clawing each other if it isn't present.
I know precisely one beaver furry and they are more girl-ish than girl. XD
Aren't all girls beaver girls?
- smells like seven layers
Does being the mod of the beaver community count? I guess I’m a beaver girl.
- Girl, you're the beaver queen.
  
  Omg, I would so wear that.
  
  The illustrious Beaver Queen from that year's contest was named Jeannie Tailia. 😆
  
  You can't fool owls!
So, Canadian chicks?
"Ay gurl, are you a centipede? Coz those legs don't quit!"
What about the vulture girls?
- Something something....my ex girlfriend.....blah blah blah.
  Now nobody has to make that joke.
  
  Thank you for your sacrifice.
I'm a wolf girl >:3
- There are two inside you.
Beaver girls twerk, and suddenly - dam!
huh?
Awwww dam, I'll be your birch tree
The ecosystem is so hollowed out that higher-up the foodchain species like beaver have a tougher time feeding themselves, while lower-down species have to re-populate an underpopulated environment. of course you'd rather be a mouse than a beaver in these days.
Had to look up riparian. Learned something today. Though I think I knew that at one time then forgot it :(

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