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Lifehack

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Shants? Trainousers?
- Poos?
- Trainousers
  Is that some kind of dinosaur? Trainosaurus?
  
  Slaps top of trainosauraus
  The pioneers use to get run on by these guys for miles
- I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as 'shights'.
  
  Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland
Shoes, indoors?
- Shit, I don't even wear pants in my home
  
  even when guests are there?
What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?
- People from the u.s.
  
  why not just eat off the floor at that point?
What's with the switching back and forth between "you" and "u"? Either one is fine but pick one and go with it.
Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. "Me, next time I come over." 🤣
- Do you actually wear shoes in your house?
  
  If I am entering or leaving, yeah.
- Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. 😂
  
  We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌
This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.
- Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.
  
  Well there's your problem. It helps to be hard.
Only works if you're a show-er though
- Or erect
- There's life hacks for that too...
  
  I'm listening
This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.
- This post is not about keeping shoes on
  
  Shh, let's keep them innocent.
  
  It is, though. You wouldn't make fun of people wanting to take your shoes off if you didn't think it's moronic to keep your shoes on when inside.
- Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you'd imagine, especially the carpets.
  Maybe it's a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you'd be the chosen one or something like that.
He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.
In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes
- So technically, Jotaro doesn't wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.
Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.
- Anyone making more than $100k and less than $20k takes their shoes off at the door.
- I thought the gardening in NZ thing was legit? Are there not foods you can buy in the store but are illegal to grow yourself?
"Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?"
one knows that one must do it to another
Why do I kinda want a pair
Aah yes, finally, the rizzler
you don't wash your ass, you don't take off your shoes inside... it's funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages
Congratulations. You're going to get to wear whatever pants or skirt she has at home that will fit you!
This feels special...

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