Newsom communicating the only way Trump can understand. Nah I'm kidding. Trump has dementia he would think he wrote this.
Newsom communicating the only way Trump can understand. Nah I'm kidding. Trump has dementia he would think he wrote this.
Newsom communicating the only way Trump can understand. Nah I'm kidding. Trump has dementia he would think he wrote this.
Im going to guess it's AI written -- for reasons.
Got him! Fascism solved.
So pedophile dictator cheeto Trump will have to respond to this, in Neeson's writing style?
The words are too big, that won't be possible.
Some intern had some fun.
"ChatGPT, write a tweet in the style of..."
Em-dashes aren't definitive proof of LLM content, but competent satire is usually beyond the reach of the political class.
The enemy of my enemy.... is still an asshole. Fuck Newsom.
Well the stupid thing about it is, is that California voted to do away with partisan gerrymandering. So I don't know how the hell Newsom is going to gerrymander California in response to what's going on in Texas.
I agree, and I lived in CA while this twat was picking up signs and pretending to care about union workers.
...
... and I'd still vote Newsom over Trump, with a song on my lips
Is this really real?
It's awesome if it is. I mean, it's sad, but in this universe, currently, awesome
It is real.
Y'all wanted Democrats to stand the fuck up. Comments:
Fuck Newsom! He's not pure enough!
And that is why we so fucking always lose.
Conservatives: Well I might not align with their "shoot dogs" policy, or their "put kids in factory" policy, but I like their "jail immigrants" policy and "pedophiles are cool" policy. Red all the way.
Newsom is ambitious, self-serving, Randian, right-wing neoliberal scum. However, I would still pick him over the murderous criminal totalitarian child rapists currently running the US.
"Newsome's press staffer sent a funny tweet. I guess that makes up for him creating a platform to shit on trans people with right wing monsters, saying that Dems should ignore Trump sending innocent people to an El Salvador gulag because the issue is a political loser, and years of shit policies"
The reason Dems lose is because they don't ever actually do anything. A tweet is not an action. It's performative bullshit.
So, hehe funny tweet. But also, fuck newsome, do something.
He's threatening to redistrict California in response to Republican Leaders gerrymandering Texas
He states he has found a way to gerrymander California to eliminate 5 Republican seats whilest abiding by the Voting Rights Act
He has held multiple press conferences and public appearances drawing attention to this
This tweet is about - and part of - this effort to draw national attention to gerrymandering
It's too soon to say if he'll follow through with his threat, but he's done a lot.
I don't like Newsome, but respect this - don't just shit on it. This is the action you're asking for
I saw AOC use her right hand once so she’s not pure enough either.
I kind of cringe everytime someone goes off about some dumbass purity test for AOC. Like one of the most, if not the most, progressive politicians of my lifetime and jokers want to get mad at her because this one time she wasn't progressive enough. Like how the fuck do people think you push politics in general to the left? By electing some middling democrat, or even a republican, because the progressive candidate wasn't progressive enough? How does that make any fucking sense?
We live in hell
I had that feeling for quite some time now. We are actually in hell that's why our prayers are not being heard. Being in hell means we are left in our own.
Quantum immortality but your sins send you another layer closer to hell where the timeline is worse.
Everything else aside, it's good satire. It's just a well-executed joke.
Well-executed and a joke, yes.
But not "just" a joke
Seriously why the fuck not. Do it gavin
Edit: This post is an actual copy of his tweet by OP
More:
"You are playing with fire, risking the destabilization of our democracy, while knowing that California can neutralize any gains you hope to make," he said. "This attempt to rig congressional maps to hold onto power before a single vote is cast in the 2026 election is an affront to American democracy."
"DONALD TRUMP HAS 24 HOURS LEFT TO RESPOND TO GOVERNOR NEWSOM’S LETTER. IF HE DOES NOT STAND DOWN, THERE WILL BE A VERY IMPORTANT PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK WITH A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/gavin-newsoms-all-caps-tweet-mocking-donald-trump
Hey, Gavin, your buddy is looking for you in Saint Denis.
Gavin!? Gaaaaav
I like this, more politicians should use ""inflammatory"" language against Trump
Been screaming for this for years! Bait him, taunt him, fuck him up. He's literally easier to manipulate than a toddler. Ridicule him, satirize him, lampoon him until he's a non-functional mess. God it's so fucking easy if one dares.
America's favorite governor? Yeah, no. Fuck that guy. He's an asshole that just happens to be fighting Trump, which most of us like.
Big Joe Biden energy with this guy.
And the country moves one step closer..
honestly don't care if it's real
still isnt getting that presidental endorsement, since you shacked up with some nazis. he wouldve had a potential with it if he hadnt done that. He wasnt at risk before losing support, why was hes entertaining them.
What is it with american politicians that they always have to use caps? Do the others laugh at you if you don't?
I think it's a deliberate Trump parody.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Newsom's kinda slimy. I guess he's going for 'liberal Trump'?
Still... It's only fair. Apparently this is how US politics are done now, via all cap tweets and bombastic announcements, so mind as well join in.
This post was reported. The reason given:
Many professionals have noted that Trump has shown multiple signs of dementia. This means that while it may not be completely accurate, the headline doesn't appear to be in bad faith.
Leaving it up.
Greatly Appreciate it.
It's not normal for a person to yell at people on the roof. And if that isn't textbook dementia, I don't know what is.
I can probably tone down on the snark...
High five!
Bless 🙏
Thank you! Good choice