10 mo. ago • 97%

Is this a cry for help?

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One of my favorite search ads that appeared in the mid 2000s happened when I was bored. I searched "grandpa" without any context just to see what would come up, because I really was that bored. One of the ads that appeared was one of those where they just shove your search in the title verbatim so someone not paying attention might think it was what they wanted.

It said something like "Looking for grandpa? Find great deals here!" I don't remember exactly what the second part said, but the "Looking for grandpa?" part made me bust out laughing. I then started searching other random stuff to try and get something equally stupid, but it didn't capture me quite the same way. Either way, my boredom was alleviated.

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- Grandpa died last week
  
  And now he’s buried in the rocks
  
  But everybody still talks about
  
  How badly they were shocked
  
  But me, I expected it to happen
  
  I knew he’d lost control
  
  When he built a fire on Main Street
  
  And shot it full of holes
  
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  I wasn’t expecting to read Bob Dylan lyrics in a memes community but I’m not disappointed
  
  Great song btw
  
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- @Jamie @JammaJammaPJ This happened to me once when I was doing research on George Washington. I remember the ad saying “Search George Washington Death online at Target”
  
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- It would have costed you nothing to not post this.
  
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  But we're all richer for it.
  
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- Those are some nice bobs
  
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- I wanna see them titties giggle.
  
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  AI'd be happy to make that a thing for you. 🤢🥹 I'm not gonna be the one to further anger/disappoint/disgust our soon-to-be overlord, though.
  
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- I know god doesn't exist because if he did he would have sent another flood.
  
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When I search for unusual (but not illegal) pornographic images, those unusual (but not illegal) pornographic images are exactly what I expect to find on my results.

Now, if God can provide me a direct link to some hot Sandy Cheeks porn then we're in business, otherwise he can jog on.

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- here you go.
  
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  I'd forgotten that was a thing. :/
  
  Also, I'm on mobile. That link was either a rick roll or Sandy Cheeks porn. Either way, why did I click that link?
  
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  I knew exactly what I was clicking on, yet i clicked anyway
  
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  What? No rick roll?
  
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Post bobs and vagene

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But seriously, the live action spongebob porn is one of the funniest things ever made!

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- That company does top notch parody porn.
  
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- Thank you for resurrecting this memory in me.
  
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What's bing say? 😏

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- Result 1) Spongeknob Squarenuts
  
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i don't think god can help, at this point...

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