Directors cut

Neil Cicierega is a goddamned treasure.

Last night, while brushing our teeth, my wife made a comment about losing all her hair. That required a delay in going to bed until we had listened to I Earn My Life. Unfortunately, that leads into the obligatory Reaganomics dance party. Before we knew it it was 11PM and we were considering the philosophy of logo design.
bought him a new microphone so he could continue making music when he got locked out of his main acco--
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I submit for Lenny’s approval, that this song eclipses the original
https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE
- Neil is a genius.
  T.I.M.E. is unnecessarily moving for a mashup and it feels like it adds a level of depth that both songs didn't have before.

I would have taken the Rolo

Can I take up to 3 items? I want that red pill, the ciggy, and the Rolo.

Listen, take the Rolo. If, later, you feel like you need something else then come back...with a DAMNED FINE reason why the Rolo wasn't perfect enough for you!!
It works like the blue landers in the NES game The Guardian Legend. If you pause the game, then unpause but keep holding Start, you can buy multiple items.

Oh man I miss cloves. Cherry Djarum Blacks 🍒🚬❤️🖤

Sure, they tasted good, but inhaling those...as with all cigars.. made you sick af. You could get used to it, but would have much rather have a shitty menthol cig back in the day.
Now, they all suck ass. But cloves do smell wonderful still.
- Ha well I also loved menthols. First Kools, then Marlboro Menthol.
Whoa whoa whoa... Djarum blacks came in cherry flavor? :O
I smoked Djarum for years and never saw anything other than vanilla. :(
- Yes indeed!

Neil is a genius.

now what can I get for my indigestion

Mmmm, that's a Sampoerna Extra. I'll take the clove. What does it do besides taste good?

Movie progresses as normal, but neo now has emo bangs throughout the movie.
Keeps fascists from appropriating the red pill thing.

I ASKED FOR KURIBO'S SHOE MORPHEUS DO THESE LOOK LIKE SHOES

I miss Blurays and DVDs only for stuff like deleted scenes, alternate scenes, bloopers and directors commentary.

There is actually an extra hand in the shot where Neo signs for the package in his cubicle. It's lying on his desk and wearing a watch. They later cropped it out, and that shot is a little granier as a result.