lies lies lies
lies lies lies
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This is like the reverse version of "Guys only complement women so they can have sex with them"
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I would have sex with you.
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🫠 prove it
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Message me on matrix and we can figure out scheduling and transportation.
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its so hot when you shitpost
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This is the relationship I now have with my wife. Stale incense, old sweat, and lies lies lies.
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So this is what awaits.
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The fact is that not a lot of marriages survive a partner transitioning. My story? Dead bedroom for over six months, among other deep-seated issues. I'm ready to hit the bricks.
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You have to double dare me first. Calling bluffs is hot
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You are super cute and I'm fine proving it (´꒳`)♡
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You are so cuddly, UwU
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because you aren't my next door neighbour :(
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Nobody owes anybody sex.
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You're not wrong, but it's also not a serious position. She's just shy about people complimenting her for being so darn cute.
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I'll DM you one sex if you promise to give it back. with the sole intent to create a situation when you owe me one sex.
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When the sapphic Lemmy gang gets a working car:
With enough crowdfunding, maybe we can outfit a bus! They're relatively easy to repair and get parts for, so we might be able to make a traveling, transcontinental commune!
I hear there's a deal on Subaru's right now!