You're a fucking legend and the hero amongst the entire planet. It's a well-known fact that people like you cause this shit to happen. You will go down in history but not in the bad way like this fuckhead did.
Should have waited a day to make it funnier. Then continue it every day from here on out to remind everyone the world is just a scooch brighter and better.
today I was in a Costco and they had one of those signs up near the employee break room. It said they've gone 7 days without an accident. Musta been hilarious the day they had to switch that back to zero.
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes and your squishy nose
You're like a German parakeet
All right so people say that you don't care
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits than Cher
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here