That would be an amazing MtG Enchantment Aura card:Mobile OrphanageDuring combat phase, enchanted creature may choose to attack any creature, player, or planeswalker. Anytime enchanted creature destroys another creature, create a 1/1 copy of that creature."Don't worry, we'll take real good care of them."
You ducked up the rules text. That creature refers to the destroyed creature. Also can't copy players or plane wankers.
Technically, they "found" themselves (to be orphans) shortly after we arrived on-scene. Helping them something something least we could do.
"Don't think of them as orphans! Think of them as 1/1 tokens..."
That would be an amazing MtG Enchantment Aura card:
Mobile Orphanage
During combat phase, enchanted creature may choose to attack any creature, player, or planeswalker.
Anytime enchanted creature destroys another creature, create a 1/1 copy of that creature.
"Don't worry, we'll take real good care of them."
You ducked up the rules text. That creature refers to the destroyed creature. Also can't copy players or plane wankers.