4d ago

Disgusting. Avacado I mean

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Idk... Avocado has a slightly fresh flavor, also certain varieties are juicy and a bit sweet. When you bite into a clean penis it is very juicy but the flavor is harsh and metallic, not at all like a nice avocado.
- There's also no one screaming when you bite down on an avocado
Either every penis I've had in my mouth was not clean, or this is bullshit.
- This is just one of those things people online say without any idea if it is real or not
- Obviously this requires more testing, in the name of science.
Avocado actually tastes good if it isn't picked unripe and shipped to Ohio
- suspect this is more of an ohio issue than an avocado issue. good luck with that.
  
  Oh, I solved the Ohio problem.
- Avocado doesn't work like that. It doesn't start ripening until it's picked. Can't help you with the Ohio part though.
  
  Well, it's fucking disgusting in the Midwest. I thought I didn't like it until I moved back to California. How could storage and shipment affect it so?
- As someone in Ohio, this is correct.
  But clean penis? Next you'll tell me it tastes like unicorn horn.
  
  Let's meet up in California and you can do a side-by-side comparison
  
  Username checks out.
- You are making it sound like Ohio is where flavor goes to die
  
  What's the opposite of "Flavortown?"
  
  It is.
- Yep, in Nahuatl, they're bollock fruit.
  
  I would venture to guess it's based on how it looks. But... it also tastes the same? Huh.
I'll happily volunteer to help in the side by side comparison test.
- In this scenario are you the pitcher or the catcher, so to speak, or are you envisioning a reciprocal switcheroo kind of mutual exploration and experimentation arrangement?
  When I was a teenager one of my friends claimed he could suck his own dick.
  Most of us believed him because he had a track record of many impressive sounding but implausible claims.
  I did check, of course, and he might have been bendier or more well endowed than me, but I suspect he was just less truthful.
  Anyway, I've tried guacamole, but I've never had avocado as such.
  
  I'm willing to do whatever it takes for science
  
  In this scenario are you the pitcher or the catcher, so to speak, or are you envisioning a reciprocal switcheroo kind of mutual exploration and experimentation arrangement?
  Yes.
Does clean penis taste like butter to people?
- If I clean it with butter, yes
- I know a way we can find out. Meet me behind the Wendy's in 30 minutes.
  
  Sir, this is a Wen…. Oh, wait. Nevermind.
- In households where the butter is mixed with spunk, yes.
- https://www.boybutter.com/
  
  I'm not clicking that.
Instructions unclear. I fucked an avocado.
I'll take the guacamole please!
- One smashed penis coming up!
  
  I was more thinking of a bowl full of clean penises, but one flacky one is ok too i guess :)
Maybe their reference wasn't that clean since avocado tastes like ass.
- So unclean penis?
- Clean or unclean ass?

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