4w ago

Japanese company lets you rent a “scary person” to intimidate strangers - Dexerto

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However, in late August, the business’s website posted a message saying their services had ended “due to various circumstances.”
Saved you a click. This is the third line from the end, of course.
- Well thats not a very fun reasoning
  
  Yeah. Pretty anticlimactic. Way too easy to abuse this business idea, though, so I’m not complaining.
Press 1 for Japanese Mob; Press 2 for Italian Mob.
- Press 88 for US government mob.
  
  Press 88 for US gubmnt
  FTFY
  
  If you want Communists, just scream Xi and Kim
Oh, you can also rent a scary person to intimidate your children.
That would have been great for a little kid's birthday party.

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