4d ago

Donald Trump was an FBI ‘informant’ on Jeffrey Epstein, Republican Mike Johnson claims

www.independent.co.uk

Donald Trump was an FBI ‘informant’ on Jeffrey Epstein, Republican claims

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3d ago

Donald Trump was an FBI ‘informant’ on Jeffrey Epstein, Republican Mike Johnson claims

www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-informant-fbi-b2821406.html

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Bearing false witness is a sin
- These animals don't actually believe in the religious stuff. They know what it is, and use it as a tool to get votes and control the masses.
- The loophole: against thy neighbor.
Well you see, Donald Trump did nothing wrong because he was really a criminal informant. He only raped children on a famous child sex island just so he could gain Epstein's trust and develop a rapport.
Ghislaine Maxwell was also a criminal informant. She only sourced, trafficked, drugged, and raped children so she could gain Epstein's trust and develop a rapport.
Jeffrey Epstein was also a criminal informant. He only trafficked, drugged, and raped children while leading the largest child sex brothel in modern history so he could gain Ghislaine Maxwell's and Donald Trump's trust and support.
In the end was all just actually a really funny misunderstanding that anyone with a private jet could make. There were no criminals and this was all a victimless crime anyway so everyone should just forget about it. Also, we don't need to release all the files that we have on the matter even though we promised to because it's just such a silly, innocent mistake and it will just disprove our narratives.
- Everybody laughs, outro plays
Sure thing, and I assume that the FBI has tons of files about it, so release them!
- They're getting Grok to generate them.
  
  That would be on brand for them
In other words, there is conclusive evidence that Trump raped children on Epstein island and they are trying to get ahead of it with a ridiculous false narrative.
Ah, deep undercover.
"Hey, I think this guy's wearing a wire!"
"So, Donald, you want to party with us, eh? Well, if you're actually a cop, you can't have sexy times with this 12-year-old girl!"
"Oh, hey, he's doing it!"
"Alright boys, he's good. Here's the plan: Find more sexy 12-year-olds..."
It all makes sense now. Especially when he had to prove his under-coverness many times.
BULLSHIT
Cool. So (1) the files are real and (2) Trump is in them.
- and Mike Johnson has all FBI files in his bedroom. Doesn't even get the FBI to make up a report announcing it, he just knows.
Is that why the FBI basically did nothing about Jeffrey Epstein for so long even though he was known to them?
ROFL What's more believable? A scum sucking narcissist pervert who goons over his own daughter raped children on Epstein Island, or he was being an upstanding adult and trying to help some people who were not himself and for free?
Fuck you Mike.
It went from being a hoax written by the Clintons and Obama, to it not being a hoax and Trump actually being an informant that brought everything down? ffs how many kids did this guy touch?
- all of them
When he first heard the rumour, he kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago. He was an FBI informant to try to take this stuff down.”
He kicked Epstein out of Mar a Lago when it was "front page news" rumour. Everyone was throwing him under the bus at the same time. Even this BFF.
- He was a bad informant then. FBI generally likes their informants near criminals
And if you believe that, would you be interested in purchasing this fine steel bridge?
Hah! Good one.
bullshit
Throw MJ in jail too

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