3d ago

gaming console

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Biblically accurate controller
Why do they call it the Xbox 360? Because when you see it you turn 360° and walk away
- How could you possibly have has this ready lol
- So you walk straight into it?
  
  That's the joke
- if you turn 360 and walk, you'd still be going towards it
I miss when this was the worst thing we could say about consoles.
Why the M, U, G, and I buttons? They seem weirdly specific.
I remember in the movie Real Steel, there was an advertisement for the Xbox 720 in one of the last fights in the stadium
Excluding like One extra thumb stick I love everything about this.
Color: awesome.
Shape: cool, allows airflow from underneath, keeps idiots from stacking on top
Controller: allows innovative two player head on combat.
Name: what the Xbox One should have been.
needs more buttons
This would have been preferable to what we actually got.
Needs more X’s
- Needs more actual edges, sharpened edges.
  
  I would argue that it could use a dagger. Or, better yet, a machete.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzLIUgnKY40
Pretty rad design on the console though
this will be xbox in 2032:
Still better than the X1
- At least 720 a number that is greater than the previous generation, Dell's laptop naming is another example of malicious brand naming
If Microsoft took the N64 too seriously.

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