“Because I refuse to raise the stakes for the white folks at the top of the call sheet by killing a marginalized person. It’s a tired trope, and Curtis is going to get it after you and Jennifer.”
Therapist: .... ??? .... what are you doing?!! ... where did you go!!?? ... HEY!! COME BACK HERE!!!
Me: WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEEE!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!! THE END IS HERE!!!!!!! .... (pushes over a woman, runs over a small child, tosses a baby carriage out of the way, punches some random stranger, keeps running)
Yeah, if your therapist isn’t on board with this then get a new one, lol. Humor and gassing yourself up are great life skills.