Them's fightin' words

You better believe that's a Golden Girls:

DS9 s2e5 "Cardassians"

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That caused generational trauma
- He’s having flashbacks to when the whales attacked.
  
  Or when he conspired to try and start a war.
As a former resident of Southern Louisiana I can tell you that there is a chance, well north of zero, that saying that would earn you a visit to the sugar cane field. Not bad enough for a one way mud boat ride but I wouldn't test that theory.
- Are those a beating and getting fed to alligators, respectively?
  
  Just a beating if you are lucky. Some shady shit happens in the sugar cane fields.
Meanwhile, many chefs would consider Cajun style black roux to be burnt dark roux.
- No! A dark roux is a slow toasted roux. It is very risky as it takes 45 minutes to an hour to get just right and if you burn it then you have wasted your time. The flavor is supposed to be nutty, NOT burnt.
  A lot of people do not take the time to slow cook a dark roux, so they just burn it and say it is on purpose. Again...No. That shit is foul and any self respecting gumbo aficionado will immediately chuck that mess in the trash. Preferably slowly while maintaining eye contact with the "cook".
  
  And a drink on hand, having gone to the bathroom prior to starting.
  
  Yeah I’ve had my mom several times go “nope that’s not dark enough”. There’s a wide line between having the right darkness and not burning it
- I mean, it is. And there’s nothing wrong with that. The dark flavor is perfectly necessary. It’s liquid smoke, but better.
  
  It means that Gul Dukat is not cursing but blessing Sisko. The facial expression works both ways.
- I've taken mine to a dark chocolate a number of times, but no further. Feels like skimming the line near disaster.
  
  Why bother when you can just add some chocolate instead?
  
  You! Are a mad man!
  
  One step further and you can use it change the oil in your car.
Oh. Oh you did not.
Was this the basis of the Dominion War?
I think this was the basis of the Dominion War
Eddington: And your peppers ain't shit!
"That'll just make it more Cajun!"

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