Anti-vaxxer finally gets shot

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Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.

Context: https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/charlie-kirk-shot-utah-turning-point-usa/

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The Hard Times: Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot

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At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week
😙🤌
- Hahahhahaha!!!!
- And then put out a tweet saying "We must continue his work"...
Holy fuck, now that is a headline.
- Glad to see legitimate journalism is still alive.
Some gun deaths are worth it in order to have Second Amendment
- Charlie Kirk
It looks like they've ~~unlisted~~ (edit: now deleted) both this and Incompetent assassin misses largest head on planet - I'd guess because he died (whereas at time of publication it was "just" him being shot) and hey, fair enough I guess.
- https://web.archive.org/web/20250910200814/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/incompetent-assassin-misses-largest-head-on-planet/
I'm glad I found out about this from something with the same level of sympathy as I have towards this.
- "I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage" - Charlie Kirk
  
  October 12th, 2022 - The Charlie Kirk Show
  In case you were wondering if he said that
At the time I write this, it has been confirmed that he's now fully immunized against all disease.
- He was acting a bit weird right after though, do you think he may have gotten autism from all the lead in his shot?
Perfection.
This is so good
Anti-vaxxer
gets shot
Ahhh, there it is.
- Yeah that was the joke lol
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- https://web.archive.org/web/20250910200125/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/anti-vaxxer-finally-gets-shot/
  
  Oh yeah. Thanks! My only excuse is it's 6am here.
Cured his terminal infection of scumbagidus
Beautiful poetry.

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