Road to extinction
Road to extinction
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HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
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That's right! Challenge Pissing! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
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We'll fuck your wife!
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This must be malware! This test also works without downloading any app - or indeed without a phone.
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You piss = you shouldn't have kids
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!antinatalism@lemmy.world reads a false positive, starts targeting kidneys
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Considering declining birth rates, many seem to be taking this seriously.
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I heard about an alcohol test app with similar technology: you breath on the microphone, it tells you you're drunk and if you believe that this might work, you are in fact drunk
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Wow, it even works with men! I guess I can't have kids anymore
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Phone manufacturers would make bank from the sheer number of replacements ordered.
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So if you're dumb enough to do this and bad at aiming your urinary stream, you're somehow very qualified to have kids? WTF
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Charge $2 for it and you'll make millions
Get with the times. A subscription service would be much more profitable.