Yeah, being in a "president or prison" situation will do that.
In this image, the burning house represents the bank account of an idiot, while disaster girl represents disaster girl.
Every day I try to remember to be grateful that, even though he's evil, Elon Musk is also pretty dumb.
The US Green party is fully captured. Their presence in any state-level offices has fully waned under Stein. They have no power to affect change anywhere anymore and exist only to spoil.
Does it make me less of a man if I don't inspect my poops? I still think a well-timed fart is peak comedy, if that helps.
Dave Ramsey is a hack.
You could get a whole-ass air conditioner free from the office if you want it bad enough.
They aren't here to punch Hitler apologists in the face.
This won't be popular with the North Korean people. Kim's approval rating might drop as low as 99%.
I must admit, I had to read through multiple headlines before I could sort out if this was a satire website or not.
Isn't it not even a puzzle anymore when you have enough people around to keep the goats and wolves in check on both sides of the river and in the boat?
It is cold. Today. Yesterday it was quite hot. Tomorrow it'll be hot again.
Obviously climate change isn't real. /s
"This woke imbalance of the humours causes women to put their own rights and interests ahead of the feelings of insecure very handsome and smart men, such as myself."
-JD Vance, probably
A victory screen, by any other resolution, is just as sweet.
I guess it's a form of cope to keep on hoping the polls are very, very wrong and it'll actually be a blowout. It's disheartening that so much of the country appears to have lined up behind him.
Already voted, by the way.