I wasted far too much time on that, holy shit.
- I know, right? Fuck that rhythm game. But now I'm a certified human so maybe it was all worth it lol
This game made me laugh out loud (lol) multiple times. Thank you for posting this.
- Level 45: Break up with your AI girlfriend
  noooo 😢
An AI chat bot telling me my responses weren't human enough, unreal.
Fuck that rhythm game. The frame rate is killing me
Edit: and who the fuck puts the reset button right below the gaddamn left button!?!?!?
Omg. I finally got it!
I prompt injected the reverse turing (level 42)
Maybe someone can help me? Tip of my brain....
Years ago like 8-10. I found a website that when you dragged your mouse over the page if was like dropping water into a pool of water but it was some very trippy colors. It had a bunch of sliders to change color and frequency and stuff. It kinda reminds me of those 90's 00's music visual programs on PC. It was really fun and worked on phone I think with less sliders. I have been looking for this site off and on for years now and yet to find it. Maybe it was just a fever dream while I was on something. Help would be cool to find a memory of my past if it is still around. THANKS!
- This thing? https://paveldogreat.github.io/WebGL-Fluid-Simulation/
  
  I love the internet man. At least the part that cultivates human interaction like this. I'm not sure if this is what I remember or if I am miss remembering but either way it tickles that part of my brain like I remember. Thanks lovely stranger on the internet!
I got to Waldo and said "not with these eyes on a phone."
- you can zoom.
  
  I can.. But too much panning. Still hard on my eyes due to the proximity. My eyes are only bad up to about 3 feet from my face, and then they get better that most.
  I hate consuming anything on a phone, prefer a monitor I can sit back from, or a TV.
- Eye exam later would make you feel even worse lol
You've got to be fucking kidding me
- Luckily you get more queens as you fail.
  I only needed five to win. 😓
  
  That gives me some hope then!
I have issues with the select all vegetables one it required me to put tomatoes (fruit) and corn (grain) in as vegetables.
- So mental warfare in this thing too. It required me to deselect tomatoes.
Seems like a missed opportunity. That is definitely "stop sign".
I feel so accomplished...
- but where is the couple kissing?
  
  Refresh until you get guitar cat.
  I had to rely on NickwithaC's helpful comment.
  https://slrpnk.net/comment/18112686
  Start at the black food truck and go toward the orange seating. It’s on the back of a guy’s T-shirt who’s sitting at the table one down from the couple who are bending down, one with his hand still on his beer.
  (I haven't linked a comment before, so I hope I did this right.)
I got to the "draw a perfect circle"... 94% is wild.
- I managed 93.6% ... How frustating.
This made me feel like I was having a stroke
- I didn't think it allows diagonal, because it wasn't the case for me, that's evil 🌚
  
  Also reverse.
  Then again, it's always be the same solution rotated, translated and maybe flipped.
- It's a word search
- Yeah I didn't get it either
I'm stuck on the AI photo one. If I was a robot I could probably figure it out.
Level 37: Imposters
- Three of the pics are AI generated. Two are obvious imo, and then I just trial and errored the third one.
Accept my creativity!!
What hidden criteria am I missing??
- The first one is genuinely impressive
  I thought it's just a matter of colour count, but maybe you need more loops? Mine had more loops, I think, and after third colour it passed
  
  I tried sketching with the entire pallet, loops and lines, total coverage... Nothing works!
  I channeled my inner Bob Ross on the first one.
- I drew a crude stick figures, used all the tools, four colors, and it took it!
  
  "Used all the tools"
  So I flipped to Landscape on my phone and the paintbrush appeared... After adding a stroke it worked.
Since it took me an unreasonably long time:

Where the hell is the guitar cat?
- Start at the black food truck and go toward the orange seating. It's on the back of a guy's T-shirt who's sitting at the table one down from the couple who are bending down, one with his hand still on his beer.
  
  Wow that was crazy, this must be intended for not a cell phone.
I got stuck on 23. :(
- I gave up on 23. xD
And I was, in fact, a robot.
Help! What the fuck does "vegetable" mean after all?
- Basically I just used trial and error on that one. It uses a strict definition of vegetable, no tomatoes for example. Potato head counts as a vegetable.
  
  I did not select potato head and got through that one
- Non-fruity parts of an annual plant (and that strange guy obviously).
  
  Oh, thanks... But I just want to say that your description isn't clear about corn.
  It's not hard to try that one out, but for what purpose would people put a word like that in a language?
I'm surprised that Tic Tac Toe is even winnable. There is always a perfect strategy to force a draw.
- Yeah, clearly it's designed to make a mistake sometimes.
Stuck at 16, "Enter the text below" where it shows me black screen with half a > sign on a corner. I tried entering that, "the text below" and any combination of those words, and the enter character. What am I missing?
- Something is definitely broken. It should show a 3D version of a normal Captcha, with letters and numbers spinning in 3D space. Have you tried refreshing the page? (It should remember your progress) And is your browser up to date?
  
  It worked after a reload! I was able to advance a couple more screens but got another "enter the text below" with a black screen and gave up 😅
As a mathematician I cannot be bothered to solve level 34. Guess I am a robot
I'm stuck at 47.
That's Human enough for me.
- Right there with you. I wonder what the required accuracy% is, after many tries I can do around 80% but that's not enough
  
  For me it says 85 is needed, and it seems to stop once I fall below 80%, so it always ends on 80% exactly
  Edit: OK, I'm not sure if it becomes easier over time, like when chess pieces become queens, but I managed to beat it with 87%
- i almost gave up on it.
  then i just decided to talk to it in cantonese and that worked.
  
  You mean the "have a conversation" task?
  I guess using a different language might be the right play. After lots of failed attempts I talked to it im german and passed within 4 messages.
Lol, the rhythm game is actually the last (real) one.
- Oh, good to know. Maybe I give it another go over the weekend
  
  Don't believe them, there is more great and some frustrating stuff afterwards.
- I ragequit there, but probably continue tomorrow
Do I still qualify as a human if I have to ask the computer how to sort those numbers?
- I guess I don't either
how many dots in the eye exam (lvl 24)?
- Instead of counting individual dots, count the rows and columns. There's one dot missing so then subtract one.
39 is really fucking with me. i swear i'm not a robot, i'm just autistic. kind of embarrassing that the math one was easier than 'use your face to express basic human emotions' for me.
I got to 30 something, but I HATE slide puzzles so I nope’d out. I really wanna see other levels but ughhh
- Yeah I got to the first slide puzzle and gave up because I never could wrap my brain around slide puzzles
  
  I’m gonna have my partner, who also hates slide puzzles but is more stubborn than me, try it hahaha
The guitar cat got me.
The circle was impossible for me.
- You just have to make it big I think. I kept on failing until I just drew a big one and got it on the first try
  
  I got it eventually. Then got stuck on the Minecraft one and gave up.
- As a hint, the larger you make the circle, the easier it is... if you are fast.
Reminds me of Kitboga's latest video
Forcing Scammers To Solve Impossible Captchas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOzEnwl7LkA
- He’s worked with Neal.fun before! He implemented the impossible password game into one of his fake banks.
the empire state building one was the most frustrating. luckily it's near the end of the game.
- please tell me, where the 64th floor is or how to find it. I'm not gonna try every single line...
  
  I used the first diagram, but the second seems more helpful. 64th was around five lines down the second step from top, the only important thing is that it's not split between several lines:
got stuck on lvl 15, couldn't park the Waymo in the traffic 🥴
凸(⊙▂⊙✖ )
Got stuck on panorama. Guess I'm a robot
- Me too. No idea where the guitar cat is
  
  There are three possible targets upon reset, I was only able to find a sign
- It asked me to find a kissing couple. Took a while!
I'm concerned that the comments are talking about things I don't recognize so they must be further, and I'm on level 37 and can't figure out which men are AI generated 😭
Edit: it sounds like everyone talking about a guitar cat is because they got a different puzzle than me. Mine was find the kissing couple
- It's three in total. Two are pretty obvious, the one I just guessed
- i actually just brute forced the ai generated men one. shrug*
I'm stuck on 23 (the couple kissing)
- I have no idea what a cat guitar even means... Anyway, currently I'm stuck trying to express myself. No idea what it wants there.
  
  I drew a stick figure and put a face and clothes on it
- if you reset the puzzle, the object you have to find is then the cat guitarist or the chillies sign.
How the fuck do you do the Minecraft one?
- https://minecraft.wiki/w/Diamond_Pickaxe#Crafting
  
  I did that but it was blocks of wood and not sticks.
  Gave up at this part.
None of my answers on level 19 are being accepted. What gives?
Edit: I got it, it's vertical, not horizontal.
Well. So am i
Is tic tac toe even possible? All I could get is loss or draw, I tried every combination
- huh. the bot went really stupid and straight up didn't block me at all.
  
  It blocks me every time wtf
- Just keep trying, it seems to play perfectly like 75% of the time but make a mistake on purpose every now and then
I'm just gonna have to guess on 34. I don't remember my Calculus!
- Yeh, 34 got me as well.
  Fuck x by dx with bounds or range or whatever. Integrate this! (And I want you to imagine I'm grabbing my balls)
  
  Oh I'm imagining it all right
No idea what the ikea furniture is supposed to be
- I think it was a chair
  
  Now it wants me to BEAT DEEP BLUE?!?!!

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