17h ago

They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.

AI Being Stupid @lemmy.blahaj.zone

18107 @aussie.zone

14h ago

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You could just let the shrimp boil the water though if its radioactive enough. Save on fuel.
If you wait long enough they'll stop being radioactive
- Dinner will be ready in 465,000 years.
Probably actually works as cooking in liquid can dissolve parts of the solid. I.e. leech the food.
- Would you want to eat shrimp that's prepared to be "only half as radioactive" though?
  
  How many halving of radiation levels to be the same as a banana?
  
  Or trust ai in ascertaining that half is removed?
  The radiation can be inside the animal, boiling will not free it. Overboiling works to lessen arsenic in rice from the southern us, I would hold off on assuming ai is not just hallucinating this from that.
  
  I usually eat my shrimp raw so this solution won't work for my culinary standards
  
  No.
Just like grandmas famous stronium shrimp jumbalia🤌🤌🤌🤌
I think putting it in rice would extract the radiation.
- But have you tried powering the shrimp off and back on again?
- Put it in spiders and then put yourself in those spiders for cool powers.
They're trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
- What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?
  
  You get the power of world's fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first..
  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ
  
  if it's a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook
- I would but I'm allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
  
  I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.
  
  Just boil the allergies out of it, then. It's that simple.
  
  The man said become ungovernable!
- You're on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE'RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS
All this woke panic about radiation is FAKE NEWS. Radiation isn't bad for you it just makes the shrimp a little warmer
- We used to be a proper country
  
  We want domestic products in our shrimp, like dioxin or mercury.
They clearly said that boiling the shrimp then discarding the water would REDUCE, more specifically HALF the radiation levels.
- So you just boil it twice what's the big deal
  
  7 times is a common point at which the remaining radioactivity is considered enough halves
- Reduce, reuse, recycle ☢️

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