NASA announce Artemis 2 crew “All fired, immediately” for choosing "Most boring name ever" for their Orion spacecraft
NASA announce Artemis 2 crew “All fired, immediately” for choosing "Most boring name ever" for their Orion spacecraft

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Artemis II Crew Members Name Their Orion Spacecraft - NASA

Credit to u/rustybeancake for the alternate title.
Don't fire them, give em a coupla days camping in the desert with some recreational drugs and let them try again. Team building exercise.
Ablatio
Orange Julius
II Fast II Furious
Skipper
Crazy Eight
O'Ryan
Mars Delenda Est
New Ship I
Capsule McCapsuleface
Yeet to Mars
Irina Sendler