QAnon shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion

It almost makes me retch every time this idiot is brought up. The fact that he is associated with shamanism is too much.

Bizarrely, one section in the lawsuit suggests that plots for... James Cameron’s Avatar were plagiarized from his own writing.

Qanon Shaman wrote Fern Gully?

In his 26-page complaint, he has claimed that an elite group has launched a conspiracy to violate the Constitution. The entire complaint, which is more akin to a manifesto than a formal legal document, is presented in a single paragraph.

He has named Trump, the Federal Reserve, the National Security Agency, the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank, the State of Israel, Elon Musk’s X-Corp, T-Mobile, and Warner Bros. Studios in court documents.

The people I tried to coup the country to put into power are secretly trying to violate the constitution to take over the country.

However, Chansley rescinded his support for Trump because the president refused to release the Epstein files.

Heh. Where's that person to spam the picture when you need them?

I love how he tossed t-mobile in there. "...my aunt Gladys, the guy who parks too close to my driveway, that kid who rides his bike on the sidewalk, the King of Spain, Papa Johns..."
- Papa Johns
  Who was an actual piece of racist shit BTW, I would love to see him thrown into the mix.
Where’s that person to spam the picture when you need them?
Just say their name three times.
- Not them but

In his 26-page complaint, he has claimed that an elite group has launched a conspiracy to violate the Constitution. The entire complaint, which is more akin to a manifesto than a formal legal document, is presented in a single paragraph.

Just let that sink in.

Small potatoes in this pile of insanity but I don't think "conspiracy to violate the constitution" is a valid cause of action so I'm guessing this will be summarily dismissed? Lol
26 pages in a single paragraph: perfect way to piss off my old English teacher
Paragraphs are woke.
Glorious.

y'all, i'm starting to think this guy might be a real weirdo

Top tip: if your doctor enters the exam room with face paint and buffalo horns, get a second opinion.
"starting...?"
- That's the joke! Good job spotting it!
- if you can't trust a seditious guy violating the flag code wearing a buffalo hide who goes on hunger strike because prison isn't fun to file a normal sensible lawsuit, where do you go?

"QAnon shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion and targets Musk, T-Mobile and Warner Bros in rambling lawsuit"

Don't change the title

It sounds out of a pulp 80s sci-fi novel.

Well, I honestly can't say that's any more delusional than claiming to be a spiritually attuned being who answers the war cries of the Republican party. I've never seen a shaman more in need of a mushroom trip.

MAGA is fracturing and turning on itself. Some of them are waking up to the con of pedo Don

Are you calling them… woke!?
- No, they're not cool, they've just stopped sleeping.
They're a QAnon user. This isn't a real own if you ask me

So wait did he actually find a lawyer to represent this fantasy?

ETA: And does he have an actual legal grounds for a suit?

"...The QAnon shaman would also print a one-ounce gold coin, valued at $40 trillion, to pay off the country’s debts."
I'd guess he has no case.
He's either a fucking moron or trying to drum up publicity for something.
- I'm starting to think the guy that dressed up like a shaman and participated in the insurrection attempt might have a screw loose.
- He’s either a fucking moron or trying to drum up publicity for something.
  Not necessarily mutually-exclusive possibilities, I would note.
- one-ounce gold coin, valued at $40 trillion
  Trump was claiming that the reason that he wanted to stop minting the penny was because the metal was worth more than the value of the penny (while true, that's not where the real cost of the penny comes from; it's rather from the handling and processing costs). I assume that that was to pander to someone, so I'm wondering if maybe there's a segment of the MAGA crowd that's obsessed with the metal value versus face value of coins.
- Why not both

I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all you’re money, I’ll sue ya, if you even look at me funny!

I mean I don't want this guy being the new musk but...

That is going to make a LOT of lawyers' boat payments!

Is it just me or did the ammounts Americans sue each other for rise an order of magnitude in the last few years?

Add a couple more zeros...
Just another aspect of inflation.

You know what let's do it. Give him 40 trillion. Just end it already.

No give him $40 trillion of Trump's personal money. Heck, pull it back to $40 million, that's probably about what Trump has grifted off the Presidency.
- Oh, he's grifted WAY more than that. He entered the presidency in 2016 DEEP in the hole, and emerged in 2020 as a billionaire.
  A few weeks back, I read how Trump's personal businesses has profited well into the billions in just this current term alone.
  40 Million? Those are amateur numbers, Trump is aiming for GOAT status among grifters.
- He will never have $40 trillion, and he's got WAY more than $40 million.
  This reminds me of Austin Powers when Dr. Evil demands one billion dollars in the past, and one million in the present.

Ya know what, I kinda like this guy now.

I see that someone has a bone to pick with T-Mobile.
I liked his interview with Channel 5.

Lol there is no ceiling for stupid

The girls are fighting

Good luck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GyBTNFKQ_Q

sorry my link was broken

I understand that the playbook focuses around a strategy that involves throwing as many wacky things at us dumdums as possible so that we lose focus, become jaded, and spread resources so thin that we can't fully act against any single outrageous thing...

...but come on people. Is this what it takes to be truly evil? Because it sounds exhausting.

So, where are we now? We've gone from chunking spaghetti to distract from the files to reverse Uno using the files to distract from gaining full control of the military so that it would no longer matter what's in the files?