When did trees start making memes? Did some root network grab onto an internet line?
53idk. i'll check the logs.
68Whatever it may be, I think they won't leave
14Let me know if you find some data that has a ring to it
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Must have got root access
20not quite sure,
i always thought, it was more of a grassroots movement18it's the mycelium actually
16Woodn't you like to know?
8It started as a grassroot movement
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Imagine wasting groundwater all winter.
- deciduous gang
35"HEY. FUCK YOU." -Coniferous gang
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Conifer deez nuts
26imagine being the same boring green all year
23this comment was paid by the deciduous gang
25Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here!
12Virgin deciduous vs. Chad coniferous
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This is the ideal make photosynthesis. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Why not both?
- message sponsored by larch
16Trans trees are trees.
7Now I feel the desire to watch some education videos on the larch
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Evergreen never change their underwear
12Cries in Tamarack.
9Ahahah😂. I dunno why this shit is cracking me tf up😂
9It's the shorter day, akshually
8Moved to a cold climate after years in a desert
Me: why do the evergreens not lose there leaves?
My wife: EVER... GREEN. Ffs they're coniferous
Sometimes I amaze myself with my own genius
7Ah I see your confusion, Evergreen's get stuck in canals, coniferous are the ones that get stuck with their leafs.
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How treecist. 😅
6"Bitch, am I invisible?!"
- The Larch
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I think "imagine" could take the top spot from "well ackshually..." as the cringiest way to start a sentence.
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