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psy32nd @lemmy.world

11 mo. ago • 95%

I was at a friend's house

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I hope you tipped generously.

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- Yes, but just the tip.
  
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- Money from their mutual vacation fund
  
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That's one well-constructed stripper pole.

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- After the third accident they had to hire a team of highly skilled German engineers to rebuild it
  
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  I had German engineers build me a shower one time.
  
  That was a mistake.
  
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Some woman I follow on Instagram showed a message from her nephew saying that he discovered that she had an Only fans, imagine the embarrassment.

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- Did...
  
  Did he subscribe?
  
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  There's no follow up.
  
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Nothing wrong with supporting the Mrs’ career

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And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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Just remember,

There is no sex in the champagne room.

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- If a girl have a pierced tongue, she'll probably gonna suck your dick.
  
  If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably gonna suck your dick.
  
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  Wemen with pierced tongue give the best head.
  
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wife's boyfriend be like

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What was her stripper name?

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- The stripper's name? Albert Einstein.
  
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