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There is an episode of The Dollup podcast about ninjas in 1800s (I think) Japan and in one part they talk about how the ninja would often have to wait around all day or more hiding to assassinate someone. They way they could tell how long they'd been waiting was by the change of the "dominant" nostril.

Apparently even when not stuffed up the air passes thru one nostril more easy than the other when you breathe. It switches about every 40 minutes.

It's also a mechanism to enhance our sense of smell. Some odors are slower to bind to olfactory receptors, so they need a slow, restricted airflow to properly be absorbed.
- I did not know that. Very cool piece of info to learn. Thanks!

Before you take everyone's word about the nasal cycle, check if you have dust mite allergies. Turns out I did and my nose was far stuffier and itchier than what should be normal.

I switched out my pillowcase to an allergy pillowcase and started taking some allergy meds. It cleared up my nose a lot and now I can actually feel one nostril only being slightly more closed due to the nasal cycle instead of having it almost all blocked.

Mine's more closed because I broke my nose in a fight 🤷.
- Why did you break your own nose in a fight?
Yesterday I bought an air purifier. Today was the first day since the furnace turned on I woke up with clear sinuses! Dust mites and cat dander are what's happening with me I think.
What allergy meds do you take? I also have a dust mite allergy.
- Zyrtec and Flo-nase works well for me, but everyone's biochemistry is different. I recommend getting an allergy panel if you have access to affordable healthcare. Otherwise, try every OTC allergy med one at a time.
  Here is a wild theory: I have cats and I'm not directly allergic to them, but I found that brushing them helps improve dust mite allergies because they shed less and leave fewer surfaces for dust mites to cling to.

Usually one of my nostrils be like

I've found that blowing your nose before bed fixes this. Otherwise that liquid snot turns into little whistling boogies later.

Your nostrils are never open at the same time.

They switch sides every so often, so one of them can catch a break and repair.

They aren't both open right now either, just try.

See, this is what always bothers me with blocked noses, like. Okay, yeah, it's probably automatic, but certainly, the brain can just override the active nostril and switch ot to the other sode when it detects something is wrong.
I'm so curious why it just doesn't.
- Your body doesn’t want to override because it’s doing it to give half your sinuses a break and recover. If it just kept running on the unblocked one you’d quickly dry it out. Unfortunately the only override is manually switching to mouth breathing.
They aren't both fully open, but in the day time I breathe normally through both. I don't get the OP scenario any more but I used to, it's a different feeling to the normal cycle in my experience.
Then there's me with one nostril that's always closed.
It sucks that septoplasty surgery can reverse itself.

I think it's to prevent the nostrils from drying out. One nostril does most of the breathing, while the other one gets a break.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_cycle

My recommendation is to drink lots of water throughout the day, homie. It can get pretty dry.

Neti pot those things. It's a little like self-waterboarding, but your sinus passages will thank you later.

And please, please, please do not use tap water. You may get a brain eating amoeba which will end you, guaranteed.
- Yeah, just distilled with a dash of salt.
I have a love/hate relationship with mine. It does help with allergies and the constant runny nose that I had... But it's genuinely an awful experience lol. I feel like I'm gonna vomit every time.

I've always found doing pushups clears them up. No idea why. It just works.

Kind of difficult to sleep while doing pushups.
- I could make a Rick and Morty reference here but I'll spare the cringe.

And one of them is whistling with every exhale.

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You cycle through which nostril is dominant all day long, about every 30-50 minutes. This is to allow each side to return to body heat equilibrium and recover.

You pass 10-20k liters of generally colder than bodytemperature air through your nose in a day.

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You seem to have a lot of anger. I hope you find a positive way to manage that.
- Yeah, I'm solving my anger by campaigning to get rid of the bigotries that make me angry
context?
- Star Trek. There's a character, 7/9, who starts the series identifying as nonbinary. 7/9 is held prisoner by the protagonists and its cybernetic implants are surgically removed, and then the captain of the ship grooms it into, in her own words, "becoming a woman". There's also an undercurrent of homophobia in the whole situation, because "becoming a woman" means pursuing men. I'm nonbinary and intersex, and in a conversation where I said I identified with 7/9, Stamets (a cis guy), called me a transphobic troll for having a gender similar to 7/9's. He also said I was deadnaming "Seven" by referring to it with numerals instead of letters.
  7/9's story is not simple and it's not unproblematic. I can understand why a trans woman would identity with 7/9 for similar reasons that I did. But when a cis guy says his interpretation is the only correct one, talks over trans people, and accuses me of faking my gender, that crosses a line. Stamets believes that my gender is transphobic, because it supposedly harms the respectability of binary trans people who aim to assimilate into patriarchal culture.
Oh great it's the troll with 40 different accounts using 3 different names that is banned everywhere. Hardlightcereal aka dronerights aka pm_me_fat_enbies aka probably some more
Uhhhhh care to elaborate? Because that statement could be seen as defamatory
- It is defamatory, I don't want a transphobe to be famous. Stamets called me a troll for identifying as nonbinary. We had a conversation about an asexual nonbinary character in Star Trek who gets surgically and socially conditioned into a heterosexual woman. I said maybe that's a better nonbinary horror story than a transfemme liberation story. Stamets, a cis guy, insisted that his interpretation is the only correct one because nobody really identifies like this character, and the fact I say I'm nonbinary like this character makes me a troll.

How hard is it to get a humidifier?

From what I know, it is pretty regular behavior for a nose. This is how noses behave due to the way blood circulation works. So, every 3-6 hours, a nostril will feel like it’s clogged. If both nostrils are clogged, it’s most likely a cold where there’s a ton of mucus accumulated.