9 mo. ago • 96%

Guyana? Isn't that an ingredient in energy drinks?

Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?

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You're thinking of Guarana. Venezuela is trying to annex Guano

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- You're thinking of the resource that Chile and Peru fought a war over. Venezuela is trying to annex Guava
  
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  You’re thinking of the fruit. Venezuela is trying to annex Guacamole.
  
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Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?

Due to US sanctions against Venezuela, they had to close the Panera Bread in Caracas. The only way Maduro can get the lemonade that kills people is by going next door to Guyana

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He was thirsty, so he attacked them with a comically large straw.

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