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I already don't eat breakfast and I'm still poor, what now WSJ???

Of course this comes from the wall street journal lmao straight propaganda

My prescriptions cost so much too. Maybe I should just stop taking my antidepressants and see how it rides out. .

Tomorrow's headline, "Millenials are single handedly killing the breakfast industry".

Pro-tip: You can save money on living expenses if you just live in a cardboard box by the roadside and die.

“Instead of seeking happiness, save money with misery”

The Wall Street Journal is just shitposting for rich people.

Aside from being tone deaf, I think this is bad advice. Common breakfast foods are fairly cheap comparatively and I'm pretty sure most nutritionists recommend eating something for breakfast to kickstart your metabolism. If I were skipping/reducing a meal, it would be lunch.

Maybe we should eat billionaires instead

To not get murdered, die right now...

Maybe the WSJ has a point; we could save a lot of money if we stopped buying breakfast and just ate the WSJ staff instead

They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we're living in some 90's sitcom

"We know life is Hard, but have you tried Ultra Hard by skipping the most important meal of the day and starting out famished?"

If you don't have enough money for bread, buy cake instead!

"And while you're at it, do you really NEED to sleep?"

I hope whoever wrote this trips in their bathroom and gets a severe brain injury.

I see they moved on from telling us not to have avocado to toast to just not have any toast.

No need to skip meals, there's plenty of rich to eat

Your life is hard? Add malnourishment and see if that helps.

nO bOdY iS bUyInG aNytHinG!!!!

Maybe I should get more money and live a normal life yea?

I already skip breakfast, gonna need additional money saving tips...

This article was pretty stupid. Breakfast is one of the most filling and least expensive meals.

The headline is as valid as "just stop being poor"

It's fun and games, but lately I've seen 2 colleagues eating from the office kitchen the leftovers of extra bread and cream cheese, instead of ordering. It's actually sad.

Instead of planning for retirement, consider dying instead!

Skip 1 meal to save money

Skip 2 meals to lose weight

Skip all 3 meals and end world hunger

It's just that simple.

Haha the poors should just eat less food! Problem solved!

To save even more money, switch over completely to a diet of things you find on the ground.

To save even more money, stop bathing, showering and brushing your teeth.

To save even more money, stop living in a house and move into the sewers.

To save even more money, stop wearing clothes.

To save even more money, stop communicating with expensive words, settling instead for grunting, growling and maybe barking like a dog. Consider filing your teeth pointy.

To save even more money, stop using tools. Emerge from your sewer hideout only at night to prowl the streets on all fours, feral and bewildered, eyes grown pale and milky from years in the dark sewers darting maniacally back and forth while your filth-encrusted teeth and nails twitch in anticipation of the slightest movement.

This is how I was able to afford a starter house by age 30. This and a $400 000 loan from my father.

We need a Marx-as-Clippy emoji for "it seems that it may be time to improve society somewhat. Would you like help with that?"

i eat one meal a day and some snacks at bedtime. that's all i can afford...skip breakfast? psh, amateur. 🥲

I thought this was a joke, but no, it's real.

Yeahh intermittent fasting bro 💪 /s

Save money and lose weight with this one easy trick.

Just richest country in human history things

No funds? Have you considered refraining from eating as a means of saving money?

I mean, intermittent fasting is legit but not to save money... Ffs...

i wish poverty diet actually made it easier to stay in shape

instead i just have an eating disorder from chronic food insecurity

Humans can live without food for up to 2 months, so to save even more money, just eat food every 1 month and 29 days!

If the article matches the clickbait title, fuck anyone involved with it being written and published.

If the article doesn't match the clickbait title, fuck anyone involved with it being written and published for using a clickbait title like that.

If the article is published in the wall street journal, fuck everyone involved with that toilet paper disguised as news organization.

I’d expect nothing less from Rupert Murdoch's little periodical.

angry Hobbit noises

: "The WEF wants me to own nothing and be happy!"

: "You will own nothing and be happy."

: "Oh sorry, of course I will own nothing. There is nothing wrong with literally everything being a luxury good. Hell, make me work for free. Porky knows what's good for all of us!"

Clickbait headline for a boring article 😪

To save more money, stop eating lunch and dinner

What about second breakfast?

I read it as monkey, and it didn't make any sense.

I expect everyone to say this when the banks and mega corps want the next bail out…

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Does Texas not refrigerate their eggs?

Here's a nice (non-paywalled) breakdown of the original article and reactions to it. I just managed to get the first few sentences of the WSJ thing (despite disabling Javascript), but between the article and the breakdown, it seems the author picked a baity title to an otherwise uncontroversial (if lacking) analysis of food price inflation.

Greatest country in the world

Maybe fuck that, the stores should take a hit so we can eat.

"If you want to save money, give up your avocados and lattes. Move into a large beer cooler and make soup out of fallen leaves"-Wall Street Journal's advice next probably.

The masses lack bread? Let them go on a "diet"

Fine. I'll have the Irish Benedict for lunch or dinner.

So fucking dumb.

Skip all meals and save even more!

Seriously though skip breakfast

The US of A is such a claoca maxima, disgusting country.

How much are eggs for you all? I just picked up a dozen for 3.75.

I haven't eaten breakfast in a decade and feel great with tons of energy. You actually don't need that shit at all.

I mean, it's valid, if not for the incorrect reason. I personally fast past breakfast all the time , mainly because I'm not a huge fan of it. Otherwise, yeah...

Thanks, Bezos. Thezos.

no 25Q breakfast per 4 picoseconds

I really dont understand the hate on this post?

It's just a catchy headline, I expect the article itself would actually discuss some of the reasons one might skip breakfast. And there are good reasons to skip breakfast, money aside.