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To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Breakfast By Gabriel T. Rubin WSJ A customer shops for eggs in Austin, Texas. (Brandon Bell/Getty Images)
To Save Money, Maybe You Should Organize a Violent Revolt Against the Capitalist Class
45โTo Save Money, Maybe You Should Starveโ โ US foreign policy
37Also US domestic policy.
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"You will eat shit and die before we pay you your worth"
-Owners of WSJ
25People will let the elites talk to them like that actually. I am sure the WSJ could print an article saying "let rich people shit in your mouth, a solution to hunger" and people will still take it.
21It's because they think the elites have "the secret" to getting rich, and that by listening to them and following their advice, they can become a billionaire too.
Of course, the "secret" is having rich parents, but they never mention that part...
14Of course, the โsecretโ is having rich parents, but they never mention that part
"But but but Gates started in his mum's garage! And dropped out of college! And Musk also started in a garage! And have you seen Bezos' first office! It was just a shitty desk in a supply closet! They worked hard, you're just jealous!!111"
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2 months later
โMillennials and GenZ are destroying the Breakfast Marketโ
21What's the full article say? I can only see the beginning of it
17Thank you! Disappointing that the article is just a bunch of numbers
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Impressive. Very nice. Let's see the author's net worth
16Article: maybe you should skip breakfast to save money
Bacon and Eggs suppliers: supply skyrockets while demand falls
Article: Please start eating breakfast!
15Next thing you know the article will read "To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Eating" just so the rich can blame the poor for the crumbling economy that was/is actually caused by them doing the very bare minimum to support it.
13I shit you not I saw one that was like "money troubles? Sell some of your stuff." I'll have to look through my files and find the exact post. lol
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Loss of appetite is already a common symptom of depression, so nobody needs to give the lower classes this advice; it is redundant.
13Wonna know what really helps again poverty?
Real estate
9Iโve already been doing this for a while and you donโt see me bragging about it
6i may have a wrong impression but dont europeans go very light on breakfast already?
4It's just a metaphor; they should skip lunch and heating instead.
5In the US, breakfast is a lot of people's entire personality. They like to worship their bacon here in Burgerland.
4Compared to Americans? Probably.
I don't know how representative I am for the average European but I usually have some eggs or a cup of skyr with fruits and/or oats for breakfast.
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