And the bird is in with a half lemon up the clacker and a good massage.

She's ready

I declare this cheese hunt successful

I'm gonna be cooking a chooko in the airfryer using native herbs and spices. Please pray for it to be juicy and tender.

Today I need to tidy & clean my whole house. So far, I'm on my second pot of tea. Going well.

I'd like to give thanks to all those workmen out there who don't remove all their signs when they finish work. My cherry tomatoes are being supported on stakes supplied by Yarra Valley Water, my raspberries have a trellis made from a sign from an unknown road contractor, and the same sign provided corflute panels which are protecting the fence from built up garden beds.

Halp

Kitty pushing me out of bed

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉

Special extra large meal for botbot

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Do my teeth hurt because my sinusitis or do my sinusitis because my teeth hurt

i'm so excited about having to make my car passenger-friendly this week AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You crushed it this weekend, bot001 😎💅🔥🥳🪩

It's my second last night out here before I return to Melbourne. A beautiful cool day and as the sun sets I can hear the lyre birds making their laser gun/magpie/alarm noises and feel an immense sense of peace.

Sadly, I did not finish off the last bit of outstanding work due to patchy internet and no electricity in the cabin (and, tbh, not being remotely in the mood for it while away). But I'm starting to see a way forward where I can finish it off when I get back with a sense of positivity and appreciation and relief at completing this part of life, rather than resentment and aversion and anxiety because I didn't finish it on time.

Bill and Ted say Hi.

Happened a few years back but, just now reading about a school lunch chef in Nebraska fired for adding kangaroo meat to the chilli.

Oh my golly gee gosh moses. That was the most juiciest chook I've ever eaten. Even the breasts which I usually avoid. Time for a nap.

Apologies in advance, but the Lemmy upgrade appears to have broken the bot's ability to post - it is trying, but it can't actually connect to any communities for some reason. ☹️

If one of the nightowls could make a post at midnight that would be great - we can declare it "Manual Monday" and I can poke at the programming tomorrow when I have had some sleep.

So it was just cold enough for a fire and I had a lot of old notebooks and course notes to burn.
The cats are very happy.

Think I better have a to do list or I'll get nothing done again

I didn't do the figure drawing exercises. Just started something with my approximation of it.

Fuck it we ball

At my parents place. I have murdered no less than 4 flies. Here lies 2 victims.

"Th Lost City" was bloody awful. What a waste of time

Brad Pitt's 5 minute cameo showed he really is good. A few of the jungle scenes were pretty.

I give this movie 1/2 hobbits , for Brad Pitt and the jungle.

If you want a similar but good adventure movie that is fun to watch Romancing the Stone on Disney.

So why did this movie stink? The world view stunk. No one is nice, no one has good intentions, there was no one to identify with, and the shit the main characters did was just too unbelievable. The dialogue stunk and was delivered poorly.

Not sure exactly why I’ve done this but I’ve gone back and pulled out some old Xbox 360 games and ps3 games and looking to play through through them.

Have a wide range of choice but felt like trying out Red Dead Redemption via backwards compatibility and maybe Ex Troopers and GTA4.

Clean out and sweep garage ✅

Clean out and wipe down fridge ✅

Wash all windows inside and out✅

Not bad considering we drank all manner of weird liquids last night at the neighborhood Xmas party. Peach schnapps? Limoncello? Peanut butter whiskey and some crazy Croation plum hooch? Had to rescue MrsGod from curling up and sleeping on the front lawn.🥴🫡

Here's the brandy sauce for xmas pud recipe. You can always add more brandy of course

Can't go wrong with Delia

https://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/occasions/christmas/christmas-puddings/delias-classic-christmas-pudding-with-brandy-sauce

For the brandy sauce: 11/2oz (40g) butter 2 tablespoons brandy 11/2oz (40g) plain flour 10fl oz (300ml) whole milk 11/2oz (40g) golden caster sugar 4fl oz (110ml) double cream Place butter in a medium saucepan with the flour, pour in the milk then, using a balloon whisk, whisk everything vigorously together over a medium heat. As soon as it comes to simmering point and has thickened, turn the heat right down to its lowest setting, stir in the sugar and let the sauce cook for 10 minutes. After that add the brandy and the cream. Pour the hot sauce into a jug, then cover the surface with clingfilm and keep warm until required.

I did tons of gardening today and now I'm exhausted. I still need to make dinner, but I am seriously lacking the energy. Some days I could really do with a wife 🤣

I washed the house today. The outside of the house. I did not know that was a part of home ownership. Looks good though.

I did nothing today and it was incredible!

Street Christmas party was today, so I made my home made chicken nuggets and they were a hit! Jerboa was working fine for me until this lemmy update and now it's gone a bit psycho on me. I'm using my browser, with fewer issues, but still a bit janky. One of the elderly ladies has sold her house to move into a retirement village, and it's been bought by a family and not a developer thank goodness. Mr P was quite the party animal and is now indulging in whisky sours with the young renters a few doors down. 🥴

How is it I open one tab and task manager says I have opened 14?

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I’m getting a bit dry but Melbcat is asleep on me. The cup of tea will have to wait

@Force_majeure122@aussie.zone

Brunswick Kippers on sale for $2 for can as Woolies this week.

I ordered a charger on eBay and the description says they send through Auspost, but then the tracking number didn't work so I asked and they told me it's coming through "PF logistics/Fastway". I thought that, a. Fastway was Aramex now, and b PF logistics was a different company. But whatever the case, may God have mercy on my charger

Random question, does anyone know of somewhere I could get Christmas presents wrapped?

I despise wrapping, I'm terrible at it and I can either pay someone to do it for me or I can add gift bags to my shopping list

Awesome day out there. I got some really good gardening work done. I need some more mulch but there is no way I am going anywhere near Bunnings on a day like today, so that will have to wait until tomorrow.

Anyone got a rock solid white sauce recipe for Christmas pudding?

Keep it clean, you heathens.

I love how Youtube keeps pulling down videos of shows that are free to air reruns... that's still not going to make me pay for a streaming service or buy another tv.

What is Sunbury like to live in? Epping?

Trying to find housing that is more suitable for me and heard about some accessible options but I really don’t know the reputations of the areas now. Sorry not sure which parts of those suburbs it’s in

Gonna make some Christmss Crack and try my best not to eat bunch before it goes into my mums work and my own work. Wish me luck!