Thats why i have a laptop for work, solely for work, nothing but work right next to my big rig

Ahh cut the crap. The right swung away from women

Holy crap someone on tumblr legit predicted this

It's anglos. It's always anglos. In the northern hemisphere the idiot belt is the southern regions. In The southern hemisphere it's the northern regions. White anglos aren't meant to be that close to heat

Ok dude.

Have you ever set up one of these devices? It's not a case of 'find my wifi, enter in passkey, connected' they literally broadcast an unsecured ad hoc network that you connect to and configure from.

If you never connect it it will sit there blaring an unsecured wifi with access to its core configuration forever

I have an old tplink router i connect shit to that i then turn off

The more obsessed you are with the trappings of manhood the more everyone knows you're faking it

Which is fucking hilarious at this point since the overwhelming AIDS demographic is the straights

Worth remembering that a lot of serious life-changing surgeries are 'elective'

By which i mean shit like joint reconstruction, endometriosis removal, ear grommets, cataract removal, etc.

Well that summary's an uncomfortable parallel for modern events

we are the only generation in human history that knows how to program a vcr

Nah, mostly noisemakers and scooters for boomers

Eh, we still have a two stroke, they're still pretty ubiquitous.

I can drive shift

Some fun ones here

That's the weirdest part. It doesn't feel like a ssinus thing, its just...bulging pressure differential

Wrap the tuna in filo, bake and smother in lemon juice

I can feel my eyeballs pulsing

'78 here. Old enough to have seen ghostbusters at the cinema and used a rotary phone, young enough to have ridden the digital wave. I got powers they cannot even conceive

Lmao the cops take four hours to send someone then say she was just being dramatic in that scenario

Eh fuckim. Read up on the dude, no one needs a statue of someone who was premier for less than a year and whose primary legacy is Very Likely Desecrated Corpses.