A literal sexual demon, a monstrum incarnate, a narcotic parody of sex
Found my new Tinder bio
199Bro thought the birth of Slannesh was a real story.
27Is that an Allen Ginsberg quote?
12"Found my new Tinder bio"
-- Allen Ginsburg
It would certainly appear so.
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i want this on a t-shirt.
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If you want to see a parody of sex, just go, Google search “soaking” and “jump humping”. Purity culture ends up in some weird places.
101jesse
what the fuck are you talking about
79I assume you were trying to reply to me.
In some parts of christian purity culture, specifically for mormons allegedly, they think it's a big no no to have sex before marriage. They've come up with loopholes to avoid actually having sex but come as close to it as possible. Soaking is when you penetrate someone and just let it sit there with no movement. Allegedly on the BYU college campus, it is popular to go "soaking" while a friend of yours jumps on the bed nearby you to create the sensation of motion, this act is called "jump humping".
29Okay so I grew up, immersed, in Christian purity culture...
Soaking is tantric, but the friend jumping?! These Christians actually make themselves way hornier than the average person... I remember my first Christian gf thought it was a sin to be made to cum, so she would just have me edge her for like hours at a time until she spontaneously orgasmed with no stimulation. Was actually hot af and some of this stuff I carried on to more normal relationships.
Christian girls also hated the idea of me masturbating after they got me aroused so they would weirdly do whatever it took to get me off, as long as it wasn't PIV it was basically fair game. I got used to these really weird/kinky workarounds they'd come up with and it probably made me a deviant. Once at Jesus Camp a girl wanted me to finger her under the blankets at campfire and she came while a dude was crying at the mic giving his emotional testimony. So many fucked up stories like this.
21It’s a breaking bad reference/meme
13I am unfortunately already cursed with the knowledge of that concept.
What do you think their plans are when they get to heaven? Do they think god will be chill with premarital sex due to a technicality? The ridiculous hubris of believing you can fucking debate a deity and win.
Also, I was doing a breaking bad pseudo-reference. Different jesse
1Great explanation for anyone who doesn't know, but today is your day to learn something too!
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jesse-what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about
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The public projections of a guy who sucks dick to feed his private addictions.
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Does anybody know where these literal sexual demons are?
Because I want to avoid those places extra hard.61Extra hard, eh? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more!
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That's a whole lotta words just to say "Nobody wants to have sex with me."
53These assholes sure spend a lot of time thinking about trans people.
46This is certainly one of the most comments of all time
44Laughs in sober asexual transexual
🤣 😂 🤣
I mean it's funny how little these peoole understand the issues they are so passionate to talk about.
30Sir, this is a Wendy's...
27Technically the truth for 2022 Twitter.
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If marijuana made people trans we’d have Wilhelmina Nelson
26Have you seen her hair? She's just in denial
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What a crazy take. He could have just say it's bc of mental illness
24He doesn't want to admit that he has a mental illness. Better to think it's a demon's fault. Obviously he's projecting.
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Well, those were words..l
23Some of them were.
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21This guy is channeling the writer of Reefer Madness.
20This got me wet
19Honestly, he makes this transgender thing sound metal as hell and now I kinda wanna try it. So do you freebase it or what?
18Frysquint.gif
Can’t tell if serious or parody…
16unfortunately, it is serious
i made the mistake of going on the posters account
9Hooboy. I am sorry, and thank you for your service <3
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I was queer long before I ever tried pot. Disney's Robin Hood is what done it for me. Stupid, sexy, animated fox...
16tag yourself im the monstrum
14I'm the marijuanification of the human libido
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Somebody found a thesaurus
14I think this person has been on way too many drugs (ones much harder than weed).
14This sounds metal af
12a "monstrum" is a "warning" - so a warning incarnate would be, what, the super nanny?
11Damn I guess it is time to pack another bowl!
11Wow, that's a lot of words. Too bad they don't make any sense.
10This mf straight from 1950
10Successfully getting ingroup and outgroup to respond "oh, sick!"
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8So that's what that was
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4He's got it all wrong, the quantum fluctuations in the flux capacitor prove with 99.84859% certainty that time crystals oscillate at a resonant frequency of the speed of light with hydrogen chloride. It's quite simple, really, I can't believe he's so wrong.
4Wait, Marijuana makes you trans?
1Conservatives threatening us with a good time once again
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