what in the actual fuck

korn dubstep album is a sentence that should not have been real

isnt servile a pokemon

haha bald (legs)

poor guy :(

workplace sexual harassment

Your honor, my client could not have possibly broken into this place in 15 seconds. This lock takes me around 38 seconds to pick.

waow.. really??

hl1 scientist in the background

FOXGIRL POSTING !!!

the big stone heads are crying. this is a bad omen

it is when you are Balding because of how Mad you are, according to reputable academical sources such as urbandictionary

all american presidents are the same guy to me im european

well it's technically lower than Hell, Michigan on the map

INITIATE FORBIDDEN PUSSY BEAM

IM FUCKING THIS PLANE SO HARD RN

is that the fucking bill clinton toy next to astolfo and mystery jar

yeah that seems to be a common argument in Eastern European states. i really need to like. teleport somewhere else

i tried looking into homemade HRT manufacturing and as far as i know there is no way to do it without relying on imported mystery estrogen powders from Chinese chemical plants 😔

you can steal anything. i believe in you