Reason for not going commando
Exhibit A
I rest my case
30Really? I just don't zip up like I'm pull starting a chainsaw.
6
Fuck you, i hope your whole family has a very nice christmas.
22That's a pretty fair response.
9
Is this another case of "it looks like a surprise circumcision but it's actually cake?"
13"Will it blend?"
3
Franks and beans!
13"HOW'D YOU GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANK?!"
3
My junk retracted into my body when I saw this. Any ideas on how to get it back out?
8Have you tried luring the penis out with a zipper?
4
I love button fly jeans
8forgot about zippers on pants and assumed someone’s nipple got caught in the zipper or something
5Surely there's a better method of circumcision.
5this is why im always wearing sweatpants if I can get away with it. no nightmare scenario for me.
4Frank and beans!!
2Only one bean after that.
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