9 mo. ago • 98%

'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'

18 comments

A chicken can't wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?

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- Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money
  
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  I watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.
  
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- Says who?
  
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  PHYSICS, DAMN IT!
  
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Chicken loses job

Chicken is broke, chicken strips

Three seventy-nine

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- Good bot!
  
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Ah, dad jokes.

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Behold! A man!

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- Only to Plato.
  
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I wish stripping was an option. Those girls seem fit and tough and put up with a lot of shit and can dance. I ain’t got shit on them no matter how broke I get no strip club it’s gonna hire me.

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Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?

Me: Maybe it does but that doesn't feed me

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fuckin. what?

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- The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars
  
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