9 mo. ago • 94%

Welp, Saturday's here. Time to get drunk and watch Zach Snyder's Rebel Moon, I suppose

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Disclaimer:

Rebel Moon is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to an actual Star War, living or dead, is purely coincidental

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- Winnar.
  
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It was so bad.

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- It wasn't the worst movie I have ever seen, but I was constantly distracted by how derivative everything about it was. I was laughing at parts that were meant to be serious because it was just so ridiculous.
  
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- What I said when the movie ended was: "it's not exactly bad".
  
  Instead, it's something else. It's not good either. But the one thing I know for sure is that it has enough time to add another half-a-dozen cliché short-stories that don't add anything to the main line. It could have pulled 2 or 3 good one from Matrix.
  
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  You make it sound the movie was created entirely, from start to finish, with some form of AI.
  
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- It legitimately was the worst movie I've ever seen
  
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  I thought Jupiter Ascending was kinda half decent, though super uneven and sometimes distractingly bonkers. I thought Valerian had its moments and different casting could have made it into something. I even liked "65" once I realized it was just a small-scale rumination on fatherhood and loss, an acting exercise that happened to have dinosaurs and a light glaze of bad sci-fi.
  
  I made it through 45 minutes of Rebel Moon.
  
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  You should watch garbage pale kids. You'll realize how terrible movies can be.
  
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- Eh I like campy scifi space opera movies and it delivered. We don't get that many.
  
  It was way too superhero for me, but I didn't realize it was a Snyder movie until I looked it up.
  
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Ha, where is this image from?

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- A sketch called 'These Guys Don't Know Star Wars' (available on YouTube). Much like Rebel Moon, it's surprisingly long.
  
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  Ahaha, thanks!
  
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It was actually good imo.

Also can’t wait for the Red Rising TV show to come out.

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- I typed out a huge rant in response to this, absolutely hating that series for reasons I can't get started on without spiraling into an unhinged rant again, and decided that was way too negative a response for some casual excitement about an upcoming series.
  
  All I'll say instead is I hope the show is better about staying on theme than the novels were.
  
  And, hey, best case scenario?
  
  We finally get a good Definitely-Not-Space-Marines show.
  
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  In all fairness I just started the 3rd book and I’m unsure of where they’re going with it right now… but the first two were great reads. The whole class color system is a bit weird at times I have to admit but it’s still great entertainment. I’d also be interested to read your opinion more than a rant about it if you feel like it.
  
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